Don’t Eat This
Crewel: You know what ticks me off, when I come home to my house and I look on the counter and I see cinnamon buns that my daughter (Freya) made last night with a note that says “Don’t eat.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Why can’t I eat? This is my house! This is my kitchen counter! These are my cinnamon buns! That’s my Saran Wrap you use to cover the cinnamon buns! That’s my memo pad that you used to make the note! That’s my pen that you used to write “Don’t eat!” It gets better! You open the refrigerator, they got their names on different foods! This is Estella’s! This is Ophelia’s! This is Isabelle’s! Dad, do not eat this! What am I an animal?! This is my house! I can eat whatever I want! Anything under this roof is mine! You got that! When you get your own place, I’m gonna come over and I’m gonna eat everything in sight! And put little post it’s “Look what Dad ate!” *unhinged laughter*
Freya belongs to @writing-heiress
Ophelia belongs to @abyssthing198
Isabelle belongs to @adrianasunderworld
Estella belongs to me
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