#frenemiesforlife

Found out today that Donkey Kong just had its 37 year anniversary. Congrats to the video game that made barrels a bonafide threat to Italian plumbers everywhere. 🕹✨ - #donkeykong #mario #barreljump #arcadegame #classicvideogame #nintendo #37yearsago #frenemiesforlife #davepryor

Like when your best frenemy tells you: "Darling let's have a toast for our friendship" #frenemiesforlife #backstabbers #donthatejustdonttrust #lifeisabitch #andthenyoudie #lol #putinandtrump #areamericasbestfrenemies

Process of writing a paper: "I'm going to finish this by 6 pm!" Cut to two hours later, "All my ideas are garbage. I should be probably just take a nap." Post nap, "I'm refreshed and rejuvenated! I'm going to knock this out!" One more hour passes, "That's a good sentence. I like that sentence. What other big words can I throw at this thing?" If you need me I'll be here, trying to remember definitions of words that sound important. Also, I will probably be up until midnight, because that's when my final draft is due, and pressure is my frenemy. #braindead #frenemiesforlife #collegelife (at Tandrew Residence)