#frenchie shitposts

Inspired by the GOAT @fedorah-the-explorah

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Gray: Ok, you're driving and Jean Paul & Antonio walk onto the road. What do you hit?

Sheena: Oh definitely Jean Paul, bitch owes me five bucks. Plus what monster would ever hurt Antonio?

Gray, sighing: The brakes, Sheena, you hit the brakes!

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Jean Paul: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Antonio: You and me.

Jean Paul, tearing up: Okay.

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Gray: I wasn’t that drunk.

Blacksheep: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Gray: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Antonio: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.

Jean Paul: I was voted “most likely to go to the Olympics.”

Antonio: What did you get, Sheena?

Sheena: why the hell are you talking about high school shit? Absolute loser behavior. I’m out of here.

Antonio: whats her problem?

Jean Paul: she was voted “most likely to get rabies.”

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Antonio: Can I get a waffle?

Sheena and Blacksheep: *fighting and yelling at each other*

Gray: LaDieS pLeAsE

Mime Bomb: 🥸

Antonio: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

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Faculty: we hope you have an explanation for this.

Blacksheep: we have 3, actually!

Gray: pick your favorite

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