#fredrick bar

i’m liking that fredrick guy so far.

Let me tell you a little something about myself so no one gets this confused. I am a straight man, but that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate a good looking man when I see one. I’ll do this the same way I did the girls. Looks and personality.

Looks:

Matthew

Angelo

Rick

Gabriel 

Gage

Personality;

Seth

Oliver

Sebastian

Wilbur

I don’t understand this whole “ship” things, to be honest. It’s a relationship. That’s not hard to say. Nor is it hard to type. Kids and your newfangled words!

Teagan: I ship her with distance. As in, you all would be smart to keep your distance away from her. Dangerous types lead to dangerous mistakes. But doesn’t she and that one Taxi driver have something going on? Or is it her and the drug dealer? I’ve lost track.

Oliver: This is a tricky one, and I honestly feel sad for the poor guy. The normal answer would have been Gwen, and that’s something I’m still up in the air about. Honestly, whoever makes him happy.

Phoebe: I just ship her with making out. Because she seems to do that. To a lot of people. Actually, now that I think about it, I’ve been left off of that list and I’m not so sure I like it. 

Evan: I ship Evan with anyone that can put up with the amount of dirty jokes and comments he makes in a day. Also someone that’s going to make him genuinely happy. Maybelle, maybe? Phoebe? Who knows.

Lily: Lily, small little Lily Pad. I know she still has a thing for Rick. I think everyone knows that. And if them getting back together makes her happy, then I’m going to go with him. However, it has to be something they both want.

Seth: Happiness. The dude’s too nice to be wallowing around in sadness. Go to the bar, find a hot girl. Be happy with her!! I’m sorry your situation has given you the short end of the stick, but damn man, you could be happy again.

Kara: They’ll both try to kill me for this, I can feel it. But Matthew. They have a ‘will they/won’t they’ thing going on that has my brain screaming at them to just make up their minds already.