So my most recent rabbit hole is Aztec mythology, which is tricky because at the detail I’m interested in the references I’ve found online are largely (a) non-scholarly and/or (b) in Spanish or Nahuatl, and I don’t really trust the accuracy of either the machine translations or the D&D enthusiasts. But with those caveats in mind, the absolutely best thing I’ve learned is a monster called Tlacanexquimilli. (Pronounced “tla-cah-nesh-qui-MILL-ee”… I think. Don’t tell anyone, but my secret plan is to be publicly wrong on the internet so that someone who actually knows what they’re talking about will be lured to correct me and then tell me everything they know.)
When the mist rises from the lake around Tenochtitlan and rolls into the city, Tlacanexquimilli comes with it. The name means something like “human-appearance bundle” and it’s depicted as a sort of funereal body-bag in the Florentine Codex (left), but later in the colonial period some Spanish illustrator apparently depicted it as this equally-amazing Xtro-looking monkey chicken body horror (right). (Mistranslation? Colonialist propaganda? Bored artist? Normal evolution of the folklore? I don’t know! I have no context!)
Anyway. Tlacanexquimilli is an omen of disaster associated with the god Tezcatlipoca, and its cries in the mist sound like someone dying of sickness (so, some uncanny parallels to the Nuckelavee, from Scotland), but the thing I love most is that when soldiers are sent to convince it to go away, it tries to give them increasing numbers of cactus spines. The soldiers keep dismissing its gifts as “useless”, and eventually it leaves because its offer of friendship was rebuffed.
I’m sure cactus spines probably meant something in the original folklore because they appear in other ghost stories as well, but all I can think of is this -
Tlacanexquimilli: Oh there you are human! Hello! I found this cool leaf and I want you to have it!!
Soldier: …what am I supposed to do with this?
Milli: Oh, um, do you want more? What if I gave you my five coolest leaves?
Soldier: Uhhhh, no thanks.
Milli: Are… are they not cool enough?? Please, I’ll give you every leaf I have! You can pick your favourites!! Have as many as you want!!
Soldier: Okay, look, you’re making weird noises and distressing everyone who lives here. We don’t want your leaves and we don’t want you in our city.
Milli: Oh… okay. :( I’m… I’ll just go then. I’m sorry.













