â â« ââ look what the cat dragged in! thatâs JULIUS ROWE and HE is an around 24-year-old CASUAL VISITOR to the store, but theyâve been in the neighborhood for 3 MONTHS. I think they are a FREELANCE COLUMNIST/CRITIC and I overheard them listening to SUBURBAN NIGHTS by SEAN NICHOLAS SAVAGE, and, I dunno man, it seemed pretty fitting. Like, call me shallow but I look at them and think of LUDWIG WILSDORFF and A SECONDHAND AGNĂS B. SUIT JACKET, IMPORTED FRENCH CIGARETTES, FADED STAMPS ON THE WRIST FROM LAST NIGHTâS CLUB, and READ RECEIPTS LEFT ON. (ooc info: sloth, she/her, est, 25)
bonjour yâall its sloth here! đ€  i truly donât know how..... this turned out so dumb long....but i donât blame u if u skip straight to the wanted connections. basically, the rest can be summed up with: julius is an opinionated bitch who thinks heâs better than everyone âșïž u can also peep his weheartit collection here 4 some ~vibes~!
(also iâm stealing some of this general format from other intros bc iâm too lazy to find my own!)
full name: Julius Rowe nicknames: Jules (doesnât particularly like it, but will tolerate it from certain people and his mother), âJulianâ (hate. hate hate hate. happens occasionally when someone misremembers/mishears his name, but even if its an honest mistake he WILL harbor resentment over this forever) date of birth: October 27th, 1996 (scorpio sun, virgo moon. yeesh!) age: 24 years old gender & pronouns: identifies as male, he/him sexuality: [sammie from The Circle voice] baby girl heâs gay hometown: Terre Haute, Indiana family: parents Frank Rowe and Annette Peterson (divorced), stepmother Luanne and two younger half-siblings hair: dark brown, he keeps it short with visits to an expensive hair salon in Chelsea where he treats himself once a month :) eyes: light green height: 6âČ0âł scars & markings: a Cindy Crawford-esque beauty mark right above his lip, and a scar between his thumb and forefinger on his left hand tattoos & piercings: no tattoos, one piercing in his right ear positive traits: astute, witty, confident, ambitious negative traits: judgmental, capricious, self-important, vain
(ok and now for some background!)
Born in Terre Haute, Indiana, but itâs almost impossible to guess where heâs fromâ Julius has made sure to erase all trace of his "Hoosierâ origins and instead, adopted the appearance, mannerisms, attitude, etc. of someone whoâs lived in New York for a long time (doesnât even like admitting that he knows how to drive, but he can navigate the subway system like he was born with it hard-coded in his DNA). Unless youâre someone who knew Julius in freshman year at NYU (when hometowns were included next to faces and names on the dormâs âGet To Know Your Neighborâ corkboard, an indignity he never quite got over) or someone whoâs met his dad (who comes to visit semi-regularly and is so undeniably Midwestern that thereâs no way around it), then the assumption is probably that heâs a city native or, at the very least, hails from somewhere else on the East Coast.
Nondescript childhood! His parents divorced when he was pretty young (like 6 or 7), his mom flew the coop immediately, moved to Hawaii, and now she runs some kind of vaguely-branded ârest and relaxationâ center where youâre supposed to get in touch with your âinner selfâ by drinking smoothies and doing a lot of yoga on the beach. idk! Julius thinks itâs all bullshit. Unclear how much his mother actually believes her own New Age crap, but whenever they talk on the phone she likes to give him advice that sounds like it was lifted from one of her pamphlets (âRemember Julius, openness is essential to your well-being, youâll never achieve inner and outer harmony without itâ)â which annoys him to no end. Their relationship is contentious and full of arguments precisely bc theyâre so alike (flighty, hard to pin down, too aspirational for a place like Terre Haute, Indiana) while his relationship with his dad is steady and solid, precisely because they are nothing alike. Frank Rowe is a high school football coach & gym teacher; a very sweet man, but heâs straightforward and simple in all the ways Julius is not. He has two little girls with his second wife but still keeps in constant contact w/ his son and stays up to date on all his accomplishments, reading everything he publishes, and then talks about each pieceâ no matter how small and meaningless, especially to a man who only watches the news and Sunday night footballâ with such pride, youâd think Julius is writing for the New York Times (and maybe by Indiana standards, Brooklyn Mag is basically the same thing?)
Julius leveraged his very good grades in high school & his writing for a local gazette to get accepted into NYUâs Journalism program, after which he fled the state of Indiana on the first plane outta there and moved to New York. Soon he began to realize his true calling lay in critique; not only did he have a lot to say (he was always one of those outspoken, know-it-all kids who had to give his opinion on everything) but also a talent for saying it, in a way that people found witty, entertaining and most importantly: persuasive. He can sway someone to his point of viewâ or at least make them look twice at their ownâ with just a few clever paragraphs. Julius very much liked the idea that his opinions could be monetized, but he also saw their potential as a form of social currency: a means of attaching influence to his name and gaining access to exclusive social circles where words (and by extension, the person who wrote them) could hold real, recognized value. After all, maybe you couldnât buy a Tom Ford suit with just influence, but you could shape public opinion with it. You could tell people what to think about a new movie, or stop them from buying a book. Or launch the career of an up-and-coming musician with a favorable review. This kind of power appealed to him greatlyâ much more than doing a job just to earn a paycheck. Already, in his short time living in New York, Julius had come to the conclusion that power, not money, was the be-all, end-all, and having power meant you were somebody, and being somebody meant that you mattered.
The trouble was, he already felt entitled to a bright future, so he thought it'd all click into place easily. And at first, it kinda did! You can get far on attitude and determination alone, which is exactly what Julius did, post-graduation, as he waltzed into the offices of various publications with his impressive college resume (including pieces already published in many of these same publications) and his lively personality, charmingly acerbic and effortlessly witty, fielding offers before he was hired as a full-time review columnist at the Village Voice. A revered, historical institution, one that heâd admired from a distance even when he was still just a boy in Indiana, this was a golden opportunity for someone just out of collegeâ and for almost two years, Julius was carried by his own momentum, cultivating his new-on-the-scene intrigue amongst the downtown literary set, who brought his name up in conversations and pointed him out to newcomers at parties. His devastating but elegant book reviews were frequently cited; his less devastating, but no less elegant film reviews were also widely discussed, though older, more-established critics turned up their noses at his lack of in-depth film knowledge, dismissing his reviews as âtrivial statements of personal tasteâ. But still, for two good years, Julius was well on his way to gaining exactly the kind of reputation he wanted, all while living his twenties to their fullest. He was a fixture at parties, staying out till dawn in bars and clubs around the Lower East Side, known by his friends to often disappear as soon as a handsome new face caught his eye (while not one for relationships, he was never at a shortage of partners, and often seemed to be âdatingâ at least two or three people at any given time). He spent his first few years after college enjoying a lifestyle of Wildean excess, perpetually broke yet spending entire paychecks on his wardrobeâ all second-hand designer clothing, obsessively hunted in thrift stores and consignment shopsâ and other reckless expenses, not giving any thought to the possibility that maybe, yâknow, some savings might be a good idea?Â
And then, two years after Juliusâ arrival, the Village Voice shuttered its doors. He was left adrift, in search of not just a new job, but a new plan. Heâd been counting on the prestige of the Voice to help him scale to the peaks of New York society like so many writers before him; now that this hope had been crushed like a cigarette under a boot heel, Julius was left with only the modest distinction heâd accrued during his brief time at the magazine and his wits, sharp as ever. What was important, he realized, was not to lose momentum; from charming, promising ingĂ©nue to failure was just a few, short steps, and he could not let that happen. At least, not willingly.
So he began to work freelance, completing reviews for several different publications; the likes of the Times and the New Yorker were still far out of his reach, but Vulture, NYMag, Time Out NY and others readily accepted his pieces. The reviews were well-received; his opinions still carried weight, and now they reached an even wider audience, considering the variety of sources they appeared in. Julius moved from Manhattan to Brooklyn, more precisely to a studio in Williamsburg, which at first seemed like a necessary heartbreak; it was fiscally responsible, leaving behind his old stomping grounds and moving across the bridge, where the rent was much more affordable than the three-bedroom student apartment heâd still been sharing with friends from NYU. Plus, living on your own was the true threshold of adulthood, wasnât it? His new apartment turned out perfect in every way: close to the park, close to the train, in a location so trendy that you could eat at a different restaurant and drink at a different bar almost every night. Friends who were contemplating their own moves began to ask wistfully about rent prices in the neighborhood, or if heâd heard of anyone looking for a roommate. For a while, things again seemed to be going splendidly in Juliusâ favor; he became the first to say that the closure of the Voice and his exodus from Manhattan were actually positive changes, things that had to happen in order for his life and career to continue their forward trajectory. In spite of everything, he seemed no worse for wear. He still had his talent, his ambition, and fully believed that the time would comeâ and soonâ when he would really be recognized for them.Â
But inevitably, his terrible spending habits began catching up with him. Even when he thought he was being frugal, budgeting for groceries or choosing the subway over an Uber, thereâd be a sudden, extravagant impulse buyâ a pair of barely-used McQueen boots, dinner at a brand-new rooftop restaurant in Meatpackingâ that undid all his attempted âsavingâ. Heâd gotten comfortable living a certain type of lifestyle because he felt like he deserved it. Now, it was hard to deny himself these things; resisting temptation had never been his forte. But, after a few months of stretching the dwindling funds in his bank account, with barely enough leftover to eat if he also wanted to make rent, Julius had to acknowledge the problem. Rent was increasing month to month. His landlord had no sympathy for the plight of a penniless writer. And even an occasional check from Frank, well-meaning but not nearly enough to make a difference, wouldnât keep him from getting priced out. So, innocently enough, Julius proposed to his then-boyfriend Drew (now ex-boyfriend; you can guess how the rest of this goes) that they move in together, without necessarily mentioning that he was only asking because otherwise heâd lose his apartment. He didnât think it would be that big of a deal, anyway; he saw this entirely as a matter of convenience, not a major milestone in their relationship, which he was already treating with mild interest on the best of days and complete indifference on others. Drew, meanwhile, saw through this whole scheme right away, and he did think it was a big dealâ the fact that Julius didnât was a problem. What followed was a series of explosive arguments, after which they broke up, Julius moved out of Williamsburg and onto a friendâs couch in Crown Heights, where he spent a few weeks (okay, a month) brooding and licking his wounds, reeling much more from the loss of his apartment than from the break-up.
Now three months down the line, Julius has gotten back on his feet after this most recent upheaval of his life (its possibly his greatest skill, this cat-like ability to always land on his feet). He shares a new apartment in Crown Heights with friend & former NYU classmate Nora Medina, and has found the transition back to shared living surprisingly enjoyable (rooming with Nora is undoubtedly more tolerable than living with Drew wouldâve ever been, so thank god for small miracles!). He still predominantly writes as a freelance arts and culture critic, now covering everything from film, TV, books, music, and even occasional restaurants; his Twitter enjoys a healthy following for his pithy, culture-savvy tweets which demonstrate his wit in the most bite-size way, giving his voice yet another platform on which to stand out. And though this may not be exactly where heâd imagined heâd beâ two years ago, if asked to predict his future, he wouldâve claimed to see himself with a penthouse overlooking Washington Square Park and a novel topping the New York Times Bestseller Listâ Juliusâ confidence in himself has not been shaken. Never one to doubt his own genius, he doesnât have to ask himself if heâs good enough; he knows he is. So the question remains, how to make the rest of the world see this?Â
(i know. that was DISGUSTINGLY long. iâm sorry :/// but now... some other bits & pieces about jules!)
headcanons:
One of those people who has to have a âsignatureâ everything: a signature coffee order (three-shot Americano, iced or hot), a signature scent (a blend of bergamot, neroli oil, musk, and sandalwood; a personal fragrance from Le Laboâ donât ask how much it costs), smokes only a certain brand of cigarettes (Gauloises, very hard to find but heâs determined to map out all the bodegas in Brooklyn that carry them), favors a particular brand of Japanese-made leatherbound notebooks, etc. Julius really cultivates everything about himself, from his appearance, his scent, even his habits and vices.Â
His style is very clean, elegant, and minimalist: favors French menswear designers like Agnés B., A.P.C., Officine Generale, lots of trousers and crisp button-down shirts, or deceptively-simple T-shirts that cost $$$. Fusses about wrinkles a lot, taught himself to sew from Youtube videos because he buys all his clothing second-hand which means repairing tears and loose stitching all the time, and has really mastered the art of dressing like he has money when, surprise surprise, he has none!
In addition to earning a living off his writing, Julius has recently also started temping. Wonât admit it to most peopleâ itâs undignified, filing papers and making copies and fetching lattes like some kind of office errand boy. So, so beneath him. But, rentâs gotta get paid one way or another. Heâs already learned that the hard way :/
Notoriously fickle. Donât count on Julius to fully commit to anything. Heâll say heâs going to a party and then change his mind at the last minute if a better party comes along... also an apt metaphor for how heâs treated every ârelationshipâ heâs ever had. A failure at intimacy, if not at sex, dating tends to be disastrous for him. Heâll either be completely in love or completely over it, often flip-flopping between the two depending on his mood on a given day; much like a housecat, he can go from being needy and affectionate one minute to suddenly repulsed by your presence, bristling at any touch, staring from across the room with open hostility like âwho are you and what the fuck are you doing in my house?â But despite his own personal deficiencies, this doesnât stop him from displacing the blame on the other person whenever a relationship falls apartâ they were too clingy, or talked too much, or left a towel on the floor of his bathroom (probably by accident) which he fixated on like it was some kind of spiteful personal attack.
If you ask for his honest opinion, be warned that youâll get it. Julius has no qualms about saying exactly what he thinks, whether it be to a complete stranger on the subway or a friend heâs known for years, and he doesnât soften the blow; if anything, like in his reviews, he chooses his words with expert precision to make sure the point gets across crystal-clear and leaves nothing up to interpretation. If he thinks you missed the mark with your outfit, youâll know. If the food at this French restaurant is completely undeserving of a Michelin star, heâll say that, out loud, not caring if the owner is within earshot (or probably hoping that they are).
(FINALLY.... some wanted connections. if youâve made it this far, iâm sorry (again) and please stay hydrated, its a marathon not a race!)
âSUBJECTSâ: Since his Village Voice days and his move to Brooklyn, Juliusâ focus has shifted to reviewing mostly homegrown talent, covering local repertory cinema, art exhibitions, music releasesâ and since we have plenty of artists/musicians and other creatives in this group, I would loooove some plots related to reviews heâs written about their work, and what kind of dynamic has come out of that (he's known to be snobby and hard to impress, much more likely to pick something apart for all its shortcomings rather than heap praise, but occasionally, thereâs a rare, glowing review in the bunchâ Julius likes to be the first to âdiscoverâ something that really shows promise). So... thereâs potential here for new friends/acquaintances to have been made, or people who hate his guts based on whatever mean things heâs said about them and their work. iâm open for either :)))
BRECKENRIDGE & CO: For his most recent temp assignment, Julius has started at Breckenridge & Co, basically doing menial, mindless office work filling in for an assistant or secretary (though he probably spends a fair amount of time working on his own writing, slacking on whatever heâs actually supposed to be doing). His attitude towards the whole situation is very âIâm better than this, and wouldnât be here if I had any other choiceâ which might rub some people the wrong way, as might his half-assed approach to actually doing the work.... but it could also be a fun plot to have a kindred spirit with whom he can commiserate, complaining about the banality of the job, discussing office gossip, talking shit while stealing snacks from the break-room, etc.
PARTY FRIENDS (TW: DRUGS): When it comes to nightlife, Julius hasnât given up his wild youth, and isnât planning to any time soon. Heâs a familiar face in bars and nightclubs and warehouse raves around Brooklyn, particularly on the gay circuit but really, anywhere and everywhere; heâs an equal-opportunity hedonist, going wherever the fun and free drugs are. Some possible connections include other people who are just as willing to stay up all night as he is, drinking and dancing to 4 AM last call and beyond, stumbling home at dawn to take a shower and get dressed for work, then do it all over again the next night. Another possible connection would be a dealer, or someone whoâs down to share a couple lines at the club, pop a pill to get the night started; Julius is too broke to have a real habit, or so goes his logic, but he does indulge his vices pretty liberally on nights out. Even in his NYU days, he always seemed to have coke on him, a trend that continues today. Where does he get it? How does he afford it? No one really knows!
NYU CLASSMATES/FRIENDS: If your character also attended the school, no matter what their major, we can brainstorm some kind of connectionâ and this is completely open-ended, because Julius has likely stayed in touch with former classmates but to varying degrees, and he makes enemies as easily as he makes friends, perhaps even more easily. Heâs a good friend when he wants to be (read: when the person matters enough to him), but heâs also the type to hold onto an old resentment or former rivalry till his deathbed.... so thereâs potential for both negative and positive connections here!
HOOK-UPS/EXES:Â Plenty of these.... not uncommon for a hook-up to briefly become something more, before just as quickly turning into another ex (see: all the above-mentioned issues), but overall Julius prefers one night stands and casual sex. Heâs got every dating/hook-up app under the sun, seems to be sleeping with half his gay generation, and goes on dates often, but mostly just for the free dinnersâ insisting on his choice of restaurant and probably ordering the most expensive wine on the menu. Whenever feelings get involved, things are bound to get messy, so Julius has come to the conclusion that itâs easier to keep feelings out of the picture entirelyâ better to have uncomplicated fun instead.Â
ART, CULTURE & FASHION ENTHUSIASTS:Â For his work (but also to maintain his rep as someone with his finger on the pulse, seemingly aware of every single social event happening in New York), Julius frequents new exhibits, gallery openings, fashion shows, and usually seeks out other like-minded individuals to attend these with: people to whom he can address his snarky running commentary, all while downing glasses of free champagne and snacking on hors d'oeuvres. First Saturdays in New York means free museum entry; Julius has never misses out on a chance to visit the MOMA, or the Whit, or the Met, and it would be cute to do a plot with others who've made a tradition out of meeting up on the first Saturday of each month to do a museum day :)
Thereâs a ton of other potential connections I can probably think of but a) this intro has gotten so criminally long that I feel bad adding anything else sdkfljsdlf, but also b) connections usually work best when decided on individual character dynamics, so even if none of these particularly speak to you, or work for your character, please feel free 2 shoot me a message anyway and Iâm sure we can figure something out! ok thatâs all out of me. i need to atone for what iâve done here :/
















