it was times like these that rook wanted nothing more than to get a drink of something hard. sure he was mostly taken to coffee these days, but fuck if he wouldn’t want to take a sip or ten of the good stuff. 

     “How come everybody’s pickin’ on ‘im? Did ‘e do somethin’ bad?” Child innocence at it’s finest as Volt leaned over to peek at what she was looking at on his handheld. 

     ❛ y - you’re the troll - the trollhunter ! you have the amulet and the . . . the armor and everything ! oh wow , oh wowie this is such a . . . such an honor mister trollhunter sir. ❜

“How someone fucks is always these no face’s business! But then when is it not anyone’s curiosity on sexual things?”