im gonna have so much fun with this.
note; 16 is the legal age of consent where I live(you can also get married at that age??)
Thought I'd mention that, given what I'm about to share.
also warning for discussion of dicks ig
âDo you ever wonder why I donât wear pants?âLegend asked, taking a drink from his cup.
Theyâre at the ranch, and Legend had made ciderâwhich they didnât know he could do beforeâso now they are all drinking.
Even Wind, Hyrule and Four were allowed to drink.
âWe always do.âWarriors rolled his eyes.
Legend cracked a smile, eyes shining. âItâs âcause I lost my dick to a zipper.âHis smile turned into a grin when Four, Twilight and Sky began to laugh.
And, of course, they feel they have the right to join in.
So they did, and Legend knew they would.
âReally? Damn, I only lost my dick because my boyfriend got a bit too excited during a blowjob.âFour started, covering his mouth so he didnât laugh too loud.
âAh, dammit, I left mine at home.âSky shrugged lazily, grinning.
âFor meâŚwell, everyone has to make sacrifices in a war-like situation.âTwilight hummed, but quickly broke into laughter upon seeing the confusion on the othersâ faces.