#lu blue

Blue: Can I have a private talk with you? Warriors: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

Time: Are you tall enough to play basketball though? Blue: Are you calling me short? Time: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Vio: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along? Blue: What did you just say- Vio: Foetons! *Laughs* Blue: Wh-what?

Blue: I'm not creepy. Blue: I'm petty. Blue: There's a difference, ya' know.

Rinku: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Vio: I’m “a couple of things”. Blue: I’m “got distracted”.

Hyrule: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web. Blue: You were too lazy to read the book?! Hyrule: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Rinku: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind. Blue: Thank god.

Green: Blue, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break. Blue: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”