#fortreesanctuary

The great dragon scoffed. “Bahahaha, oh, I’ve gathered quite my fair share of booty. Best course of action is just RAZE THEIR VILLAGE TO THE GROUND and gather whatever treasures may be left over, gyahahaha!” He paused for a moment before realizing they were talking about the ‘other kind of ‘booty.’

“Oooooh, THAT kind. Well… the same rules more or less apply. A good show of force and muscle is always good to attract ANY sort of potential mate, gyahaha! Who wouldn’t love a bad boy who could wreck a village or two!?”

“Is my lady entertained?”

“Ya’ know I can’t quite remember how I came across a “Hail Jeff” T-Shirt.

But hell, looks cute on you, GYAHAHA!!”

Void: I just talk with my mouth like all you regular, non-mask wearing pokemon.

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