Formbi: whata hell is he doing? Thrawn should be banned.
Formbi, 50 years later: so, how is it done? Thrawn was definitely more effective in that, but I'll try.
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Formbi: whata hell is he doing? Thrawn should be banned.
Formbi, 50 years later: so, how is it done? Thrawn was definitely more effective in that, but I'll try.

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Chissmas Day 29 ~ Hot Chocolate
Chiss of the Day: Formbi
Maybe the real Thrawn books are the side characters we latch onto along the wayďżź.
i canât get over how fucking funny the thrawn & formbi dynamic is. or rather formbiâs dynamic with thrawn. because i doubt thrawnâs losing any sleep over him.
i just. i need toâ
here, have a couple cute passages about thrawn blatantly disregarding the cedfâs protocols on preemptive strikes
outbound flight (2006):
Carâdas shook his head. âWe were lucky.â Â Â Â Â âWe had a good leader,â Maris corrected. âThe Vagaari are going to be very unhappy about this.â Â Â Â Â âGood,â Thrawn said evenly. âPerhaps theyâll be angry enough to make an overt move against the Chiss Ascendancy.â Â Â Â Â Carâdas frowned. âAre you saying you were trying to goad them into an attack?â
chaos rising (2020):
But in that case, why hadnât [Thrawn] come out of hyperspace much farther out and done at least a quick recon before committing himself and his ship to this vector? At least then he might have found a way or route that would have given his shuttle a better chance of getting somewhere before it was destroyed. Â Â Â Â A cold chill ran up his back. No, Thrawn couldnât be that short-sighted. Not the Thrawn whose battle tactics Qilori had had the misfortune to see firsthand. Â Â Â Â Which left only one other option. Thrawn had arrived on this particular vector because he wanted the Nikardun to attack him.
again, chaos rising:
[Thrawn] shook his head slowly. âI can beat them, Ziara. I can take all four, right now, without any serious damage to the Parala.â Â Â Â Â âSerious is a highly relative term,â Ziara pointed out. âEven if you can, we have no justification. Chiss territory hasnât been invaded, and we havenât been attacked.â Â Â Â Â âIf we move closer, we might be.â Â Â Â Â âDeliberate provocation is also disallowed.â
AND NOW MAY I PRESENT ARISTOCRA CHAFâORMâBINTRANOâS THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER
outbound flight (2006):
[Carâdas] stole a look at the commanderâs profile. âI take it you and Aristocra Chafâormâbintrano disagree on this point?â Â Â Â Â âI and the entire Chiss species disagree on this point,â Thrawn said [...]. Â Â Â Â âDid you tell the Aristocra about the Vagaari ship?â Carâdas asked. âThere seemed to be plunder in there from a lot of different species.â Â Â Â Â âI did, and he wasnât particularly impressed,â Thrawn said. âFor him, the defensive-only doctrine admits to no exceptions.â
and 50 years laterâ
survivorâs quest (2004):
âI see now why your people donât need to bother with preemptive strikes,â he commented. âWith a refuge like this, you can afford to let any enemy take the first shot.â Â Â Â Â Formbi swiveled sharply to face him. âThat has nothing to do with the Redoubt,â he said stiffly. âIt is completely and purely a matter of honor and morality. The Chiss are never to be the aggressor people. We cannot and will not make war against any until and unless we have been attacked. That has been our law for a thousand years, Master Skywalker, and we will not bend from it.â Â Â Â Â âI understand,â Luke said hastily, taken aback by the vehemence of Formbiâs response. No wonder Thrawn and his aggressive military philosophy had rubbed these people backward.
formbi: thrawn is terrible formbi: the worst officer in the cedf, really formbi: his disregard for the law, not to mention his love for aliens with the most incredibly dull fashion sense is SO unbecoming formbi: thank fuck heâs gone. no other chiss would EVER try to get away with deliberately provoking an attack on their own people smh
ALSO FORMBI:
survivorâs quest (2004):
âAnd even knowing who [the Vagaari] were, you let them aboard your ship?â Jinzler demanded, sounding more surprised than angry.     Formbi closed his eyes again. âThe Vagaari are a violent people, Ambassador,â he said wearily. âThey have killed many, enslaved many others, and driven all who know them to terror and despair. [âŚ]â     âSo the Vagaari need to be slapped down hard,â Mara said, frowning. âSo whatâs the problem?â     Formbi smiled wanly. âThe problem is Chiss military doctrine, Jedi Skywalker,â he said. âSpecifically, the decree that no potential adversaries may be attacked until and unless they first act against Chiss interests within Chiss space.â     Mara stared at him. âYou wanted them to make a move against you,â she said, not quite sure she believed it. âYou invited them aboard one of your ships and into your most critical military base, hoping theyâd pull this exact stunt.â
i just love that heâs pulling a âiâm going to provoke these people into attacking us so that weâll be justified to destroy themâ Ă la thrawnâdespite literally having thrawn arrested for it during the outbound flight Incidentâand having it completely backfire because heâs, of course, not thrawn. you tried, formbi. you tried.

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IâM CACKLING
Okay but hereâs how Chaf'orm'bintrano can still be named Formbi if he shows up in the Ascendancy books
So the general convention for core names is to use the last two letters of a Chissâs family name (Thrawn, Zistalmu, Lakinda, etc) however from the new Lesser Evil excerpt we know that the Clarr family does not do this. Instead they only use the last letter of their family name (Roscu, Rupiov, and Rivlex). Following that convention, Formbiâs name would make perfect sense.
Now, you may be wondering about Afpriuh, one of the only other named members of the Chaf family. Shouldnât using that core name convention mean Formbi should now be Aformbi? Not necessarily. In Greater Good Lakbulbup's wife is named Dilpram, and assuming she is a member of the Boadil family like her Wookieepedia page says she is, she would set the precedent for multiple core name beginnings in one family. The other named Boadil family member is Boadil'par'gasoi whoâs core name is Ilparg. If Dilpram and Ilparg are both Boadil then it would not be unreasonable for Afpriuh and Formbi to both be Chaf
[Yularen's voice] The finale!
Chapter 16: After Care (with preview of Book of Un'hee)
Formbi is fine. Probably.
Preview of Book of Unâhee below cut/Link in my pinned post: