Nov 27, 2021
How to summon an alien cat for no express purpose Step one: You will need a summoning ring. If you do not have one, make one using 4 standard summoning ring children. Step two: Once you have your summoning ring, make plea to the aliens, promising them among other things, endless soup and salad. Step three: Upon arrival of alien cat, it will ask for what purpose you have summoned it. Step four: Say "No purpose, I just thought we could get some soup and salad." Step five: It will say "I am forever in your debt." And you may go about the peaceful business of eating soup and salad with me.
