#for example me

Yes, he’s the one and only! Which makes me think… Did someone finally kidnap the real König? Has he been replaced with a lousy doppelganger who doesn’t even have a 🐴 cock?

“Mic seems pretty cool” -> “I WOULD DIE FOR THIS SCREAM MAN”

ALL relate to him in the deepest most spiritual sense

-dead marco jokes, he’s been dead for so long, let it LIE, no more goddamn half jokes, they’re not even half JOKES 

-THE FUCKING SHIP WARS, most of your ships end up dead, so let it go. 

-BUT ON THAT NOTE, a certain SHIP could PLEASE fucking behave this season? Please?? I’m not gonna NAME it, but it was the SOLE instigator of most of the ship wars in season 1, and as it’s a crack ship, it had no damn reason to be. and no, that’s not ship hate, that is a literal fact. 

-let’s not talk about age of consent. like at all. please, i’m so tired of people telling me thirteen is the age of consent in japan, i really am, ya’ll are american/european motherfuckers, i hope you’re not in the habit of telling thirteen year olds how fuckable they are....somewhere else on the planet. 

-there’s also a bunch of dumb memes i don’t wanna see, but i’m sure they’ll return, like eren being super angry and stupid even though he has a right to the first one and isn’t the second one 

-let’s also not talk about how female characters suck for the sole reason that they EXIST and get in the way of your gay ship. come on, now, you’re four years older. you should know better.

-and uh, last but not least, let’s NOT be obnoxious with the “omg everybody DIES, I’m suFFERINg” jokes, like, those jokes are so damn old. we get it. snk kills a lot of people. i can’t stress this enough, they were boring in 2013, they’re even worse now.