#fooooooood!

*disappears in a cloud of purple smoke*

Ace looks at the question oddly, “I’m no hero, you know that right? I’m a thief; not that I WANT to be a thief, but I’m certainly no hero. Really what we eat depends on where we are, since we travel so much. If we’re near the lake or river, we eat fish and whatever herbs we can find. Have to be careful of the Zoras though at the river. Since they’re loyal to the royal family, they don’t take too kindly to us in their territory.” He smiles at this point, “They actually don’t mind me though, I have a sort of truce with them. Near the farm, we tend to go after cows and in Kakariko it’s mostly chicken, some cow too. Maybe some apples from the trees and some vegetables from someone’s garden. I’m assuming you’re most interested in what we eat in the desert though. We eat a lot of cactus fruit and even make jelly from it, sometimes we even eat the cactus itself. The jelly we use with rolls where we bake the rolls with the jelly inside. Eggs where we can find them and beans. Sometimes birds and sometimes snakes. I think that’s about it.” He counts off on his fingers, sure he missed some. “If I missed any, oh well. Good to hear from you!”

Yessssssss

Be back later~}

I exclaim victoriously as I slowly slink away from my computer, towards my goal...