#font issues

WEAR MODEST GARMENTS

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT

DO NOT STIR OR MAKE A SOUND

ELSE THEY MAY CATCH YOU UP IN THEIR ARCANE RITES

THEIR BLACK CLOTHES CONCEAL SHARP KNIVES, HIDE THE STAINS OF THEIR WORKINGS

WALK SOFTLY, MY BOY, STAY ON THE PATH

HURRY, GRANDFATHER IS WAITING FOR YOUR BASKET

DON’T STRAY, DON’T WANDER, DON’T CATCH THEIR GAZE

YOU MIGHT RECOVER FROM THEIR FRENZIED WORSHIP

BUT NONE HAVE EVER RETURNED THE SAME WAY THEY LEFT

NOR WITH BOTH TONGUE AND WIT ENOUGH TO TELL THE TRUE TALE

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO OLD MAN JEFF

WHO ORDERED THE WOMEN TO “SMILE”

HE CAME HOME WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE

BUT WITHOUT ALL HIS GUTS INSIDE HIM

HE KEPT SAYING “THEY SMILED, THEY SMILED THE WHOLE TIME”

WHILE WE STITCHED HIM UP

LET’S FACE IT, HE WAS GIBBERING, BUT STILL I LEARNED

THAT WOMEN’S SMILES ARE NOT FOR US TO COMMAND

HURRY, CHILD, THE WOMEN APPROACH

MAY THEIR PASSING BE SWIFT AND MERCIFUL

MAY THE CROPS GROW, MAY THE MOON SHED LIGHT

MAY YOU REMAIN SAFE WITH ME ANOTHER SEASON

Well, I finally got fed up with my browser doing so, so I did a little bit of searching and found out that it's apparently something up with Windows 7. This link is a font update. Fixed it right away, and it's an official Microsoft update, so no paying and it's perfectly safe. Hope it helps if anyone else is having this problem.

It's like a wannabe comic sans and it's awful