#fmp!

Sousuke Sagara: They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana and burned my fucking fingertips off. They will not find me.

Kaname Chidori: Beat his ass and sent him into an improvement cycle.

Teresa Testarossa: I'm in the Marianas Trench smoking submersibles.

Kurz Weber: Put the gun down, young man! There's too much pussy out there to kill yourself!

Melissa Mao: I'm fucked up drinking a Chinese Modelo.

Gauron: If my skull wasn't made of titanium, i'd kill myself.

Andrei Sergeivich Kalinin: On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business.

Richard Mardukas: They call me Ben Simmons 'cause I don't play at all.

Kyoko Tokiwa: I have no character.

Shinji Kazama: Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9mm certainly was.

Mizuki Inaba: That pussy dulce.

Eri Kagurazaka: The zaza got me speaking Esperanto.

Atsunobu Hayashimizu: You think I care about this shit. Ask me if I care about this shit, 'cause I don't give a shit. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit I'd be broke because I don't give a shit.

Ren Mikihara: I let her hit the zaza just to buy her a bit more time, but all she wanted to do was fuck my brains out then euthanize herself.

FMP! FAM ASSEMBLE!!!!

GoodSmile is running a survey on what figures people want to see them put out, so let’s spam the hell out of them to give us what we really want!!!

Let them know we want more FMP! merch!! Rope in other friends if you can, because the more people demand a thing, we just might get it!! XDDDD

The event will be open from July 15, 2022 from 17:00 JST to August 22, 2022 at 17:00 JST

Sousuke & Kaname.