#fml?

Every time I find a foundation that relatively matches my weird skin color, they immediately discontinue the shade lol like this has happened to me 3 times now

I love being a girl but the second i see a cool alt teenage boy i die of envy :/

did a leeeetle bit of research and uh.. pilates doesn't help w weight loss apparently.

I just set off the smoke alarm at 4am by baking a plastic tray 🤸‍♂️

not the sudden wave of sadness and endless emptiness coming backand hitting me hard all of a sudden

I feel so bleh cause I haven’t worked out in over a week and I have time now but I don’t have any healthy food so I need to go grocery shopping but I’m having anxiety this early and i just feel so bleh

brain: you remember that short period of time 3 years ago when you didn’t have that headache you’ve been having for the last 15 years? me: but we agreed that was because we did lots of yoga and mediation and exercise during rehab. brain: yes. but you also only had access to coffee during breakfast. me: ... why are you doing this to me brain: and as a child you also didn’t have that headache, remember? me: ...  me: so... when exactly did we start to drink coffee again? memory: ... huh?