8. only have shirtless interviews, only have sad post-game interviews, only have interviews after wins
this is my nice one: dunner, canner, ryker
You say nice but I actually have debated back and forth a LOT. But here goes
Shirtless I think Ryker because yes he’s hot but I genuinely want the other two in the other two options more
Sad interviews Vince, I loooove when he’s all tousled and pink and glistening and clinging to his emotional support shelf. The way he looks up with those sad sad eyes? A+ best sad post loss interviews of anyone on the kraken. Extremely important for me specifically
Win interviews only has to be Canner. I can’t take him depressed in all his gear in his stall when the press goes in. It’s not hot it’s just pathetic and sad lol




















