What your favourite Hogwarts subject says about you!
Transfiguration: you enjoy a challenge but you hate hard work. You'll never be satisfied with where you are in life. You'll always regret that you should have done more.
Charms: you indulge in whimsy and superfluous things to distract yourself from the ongoing train wreck of life on earth. You're great at doing your make-up but can never get the eyeliner even.
Potions: you're the reason the chemistry teacher tells everyone not to lick the spoon.
Herbology: there's a joke about weed here. You hate the stereotype you're becoming.
Defence Against the Dark Arts: you have a zombie apocalypse survival plan that hinges on the zombies moving at a glacial pace. You enjoy camping.
History of Magic: are you literally the most boring person alive? No, but they'd enjoy your company. You go way too in-depth when it doesn't matter, but can only construct a surface-level argument when it counts.
Astronomy: you had a space phase as a kid but realised that becoming an astronaut was too much work. You've downloaded and deleted Co-Star a minimum of three times this year. There are crystals in your bedroom but you can't remember where.
Care of Magical Creatures: you watched too many nature documentaries as a child and all the hunt scenes kind of screwed you up. You probably pretended to be a horse at recess until at least high school.
Divination: you're an anxiety-ridden mess prone to catastrophising. As a child you were described as having a "vivid imagination". You should probably stay away from hallucinogens.
Arithmancy: you saw the subject that was basic maths and said "yep that's the one for me". Try for some ambition.
Study of Ancient Runes: you had the Egyptology book as a child and were entranced by all the shiny gold bits. You made a secret code with at least one friend, but you've forgotten it now, and that makes you want to cry.
Flying: ADHD. That's it that's the tweet.
