#flusterposts

god ive been really into switching lately like nothing beats those early moments in the conversation when you're both horny and figuring each other out, figuring out how hard you're gonna fight today, whether you wanna win or just give in, if you're gonna do anything you can to see them beg or if it's time to just switch off your brain for a while

i love when youre enjoying a bit of light fun dumbification content and then you come across the single most misogynistic post youve ever seen. really takes you out of it yknow

absolutely need to wake up to the feeling of a cutie grinding against my thigh and bully them for being so desperate they can't even keep their needy hips still while I'm trying to sleep

does anyone want to be pavloved like a little doggie.

really I'm a subscriber to the view that genies should be able to bargain on good faith, which basically means a genie is well within his rights to tell you to go fuck yourself if you ask for a million wishes. I mean, don't get me wrong, the genie can grant them. But he's not, like, duty bound to grant you any odd thing you ask for to the letter. He's got a bit of leeway to, like, make sure you're not getting silly with it. If you get on the genie's good side, though, that's another story. I've always thought that I'd ask him like, okay look dude, what's the one thing you want, I'll use my last wish on you, don't even worry about it. And then, like, two wishes is still pretty good, and you know he's not gonna try and fuck you. And I mean, you definitely want the genie on side because there's absolutely some stuff you've failed to consider in the wording of your wish and you really don't want him to start going all monkey's paw on you out of spite. That's how you wake up as a donkey because you wanted a bigger ass, right. But anyway, I figure if the genie likes you, then you can get away with wishing for a few more wishes. Nothing crazy, but maybe like, 5 more. Just don't be greedy about it, you know?

god sometimes you people are horny horny huh?