#flurken

You adore cats, and generally they adore you. This cat is the exception. The owner confides in you that the cat can't stay, the health dept will shut them down. He begs you to take the cat, stating normal cats love you.

By sheer dumb luck, you catch the cat and drag him home with you. One of you neighbors, Loki Odinson, sees you bring the cat in and goes pale. He demands why you would bring a flurken monster home with you. You try to tell him cats aren't that dangerous.

Goose is Ben Hargreeves' cat.

Klaus and Ben love the shit out of him and dote on him all the time. (I need that fan art in my life btw.)

Diego is terrified of Goose but won't admit it. He maintains a safe distance at all times.

Vanya and Goose have a chill relationship where they just coexist in the same room but aren't really affectionate. They like each other and have a mutual respect for each other.

Goose is just fine with Luther and Allison and kinda neutral towards their existence.

Number Five and Goose just fuck with each other all the time but have each other's backs when needed. Goose annoys Number Five by messing with his things and Number Five plays pranks on him.

Also, Number Five complains about how cats are not supposed to have fucking tentacles all the time. He keeps saying Goose might cause the apocalypse for all he knows.