#fluidityandgiggles

רוב התפודים כבר גידלו עיניים, אבל זה כבר נורמלי לתפודים ואפשר להוציא אותן די בקלות, ואז היו שני תפודים בשקית שהיו מקומטטים ומכוסים באבק. אחד מהם היה באמת תפוד, אז פשוט שטפתי וקילפתי אותו כרגיל, אבל השני ברח לי מהיד ונפל לתוך הצנרת של הכיור במטבח.

אחרי האוכל הלכתי לשטוף ידיים כשלהפתעתי אני מרגישה משהו זוחל לי על היד, אז הסתכלתי לתוך הכיור, ומה אני רואה יוצא מהצנרת אם לא התפוד שברח לי מהיד, אבל עכשיו שחור כולו ושעיר ומרגיש כמו חשופית וזז בכוחות עצמו?

!! I am! My court case got cancelled because my charges were dropped! My lawyer said that the DA had no records of my court date even being filed, and when he called the Police Department where I’d been arrested, they said my charges had been dropped. He said it was likely incompetence, so I responded “InCOPetence!”

I was so bemused by my own with that I shared this tale with my sister. She was disappointed that I referred to them as cops instead of pigs, so I replied with “InCopPigtence” and my mom says she dropped her phone and went to her room.

@thatsanswitch

thank youuuu! :D

14. a common stereotype about players that applies to you?

already answered this one :)

18. what’s the first thing you’re doing when you hit level 20?

MAN OH MAN. it depends on what character i hit it with! if my cleric Elodie hits level 20, Divine Intervention will succeed automatically so I’m absolutely making use of that. “Hey Changebringer! No emergency, I just miss you, come have breakfast!” I’m planning to multiclass my ranger Bird with rogue at some point so she won’t ever hit level 20 in either of those but if she does reach a combined level 20 she’ll do a truly ridiculous amount of damage, is what she’ll do. 

No no no, take this from both a twin and a middle child

Remus is the youngest twin, but he’s not the youngest side.

Yeah, he thinks he’s top shit, but he’s also 150% some middle child who’s older twin is the family favourite because the elder twin is successful. Remus is 150% a bitter rebellious middle child and younger twin.