#flowery!reader

You watch as Sans’ face turns from a look of concern to a completely dumbfounded expression. The hand hovering above pulls away slightly as he just stares at you.

The light from the candle flame flickers across his features as he stands frozen in place, still seeming to process what it was you just said.

That phrase… you’ve heard it uttered only once before. No matter how many playthoughs you went through, no matter how many times you’ve talked to him in that hallway, he had only said it one time.

But despite that, the sentence had stuck in your head like glue.

Because honestly, who would ever say such a thing?

‘I’m the legendary fartmaster.’

It’s such a ridiculous phrase.