#flintlockton

Listen up, fellow space warriors. It's your favorite mercenary, Flint Lockton, and I'm here to tell you about some exciting news. My latest book is about to hit the shelves, and we're going all out with an ad campaign to get the word out.

That's right, folks. You'll be seeing my rugged face all over the place - from billboards on Earth to holographic ads on the other side of the galaxy. My publishers know that I'm the best in the business, and they want everyone to know it.

But wait, there's more! As a special treat, we're offering another book for free for a limited time. That's right, you heard it correctly. For a limited time, you'll be able to get your hands on whatever masterpiece Marshall feel's he can part with for absolutely nothing.

So, check back often, folks. Keep your eyes peeled for my handsome face and take advantage of the free book offer while you can. Trust me; you won't regret it.

Greetings, my fellow Earthlings and Federation comrades! It's your favorite mercenary, Flint Lockton, back again with an update on my latest book. As you may know, I'm the main protagonist in a new action-packed sci-fi novel, but the author is having trouble figuring out how I'm going to ditch this woman.

Now, I don't mean to brag, but my knife and I have never had a problem getting rid of anyone, especially women. I mean, I'm a lone wolf, and I prefer it that way. But apparently, the author wants to add a bit of drama to my story. Well, challenge accepted.

As I was practicing my Jeet Kune Do moves and polishing my weapons, I came up with a few ideas on how to ditch this woman. Maybe I'll tell her I'm going on a mission that's too dangerous for her to join, or I'll tell her I need to focus on my own goals and can't be distracted. Either way, I'm confident that I'll handle it like a pro.

(Authors note: He does not handle this like a pro)

But let's focus on the positive. The book is shaping up to be one of the most action-packed and thrilling novels of the year. I'll be battling aliens, fighting for the Federation, and, of course, flexing my animal instincts in the cold heartless universe. And let's not forget the inner monologue that shouts sports-themed inspiration to psych me up - that always gets me pumped for a good fight.

So, my fellow space warriors, be on the lookout for my latest adventure. I promise it won't disappoint. And for those of you who are interested in some Heyskiw, don't worry, I'll have a hip flask of it with me on every mission.