Movie great Carole Lombard in 1936. If one were to look closely at Carole Lombard’s intricate and alluring no-face, one might see the Chinese characters for “danger” and “opportunity,” and if one looked a bit closer, the Chinese characters for “everwhat” and “Hufflepuff.”

American stage and film actress Kay Francis in 1932. No one remembers Kay Francis anymore, but they should, if only to shun her descendants.

Notable for having her flesh-face replaced by airplane parts, which was a scandal as those parts were needed for the war effort.

Always the trooper, when Carole Lombard lost her flesh-face after it got caught on a ten-penny nail sticking out of a doorjamb while filming a high-octane scene for Swing High, Swing Low (1937), the fiery actress continued on with the combustive scene - most of which would have to be re-shot for fear of disgusting her many God-fearing fans all over the world.

Always the trooper, when Carole Lombard’s flesh-face got caught on a ten-penny nail sticking out of a doorjamb while filming a high-octane scene for Swing High, Swing Low (1937), causing her to lose her flesh-face, the fiery actress continued on with the combustive scene - most of which would have to be re-shot for fear of disgusting her many God-fearing fans all over the world.

Edith Madeleine in 1941. Notable for having her flesh-face replaced by airplane parts, which was a scandal as those parts were needed for the war effort.