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[Mise en scene: The hovel that is Dick Dastardly's house, shared by his mangy, flea-infested, flatulent and sex-crazed dog Muttley. The stench of canine and human flatus is evident, never mind all the Ozium used to try and deal with the odoure.] DICK DASTARDLY, rather irate and peeved: MUTTLEY!!! Do you not realise how much I have to shell out for this Ozium air sanitiser just to deal with the stench you wind up passing all the time? [Whereupon Muttley takes a match from nearby and points such at Dastardly's butt, as if sensing that his master is about to break wind again, hoping to light the match by the sheer strength of the gas discharge. And in mid-sentence essentially, Dick Dastardly releases significant flatus such as causes an explosion doing significant damage, knocking out Dastardly rather quickly while Muttley flees into the night on his canine sexual escapades, snickering all the while--and with Dastardly moaning "Muttley--!!" in some semblance of pain and discomfort.]
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Why Dick Dastardly seems too dependent on the old Seidlitz Powders for his own good
[Mise en scene: Dick Dastardly's quarters, or such which pass for them in his depravity and hubris. We can see him preparing a tumbler of Seidlitz Powders, as requires mixing the contents of separate white and blue packets into a glass of water and drinking the compound as an antacid. We can soon discern him settling into his favourite easy chair with Muttley by his side, trying to feel satisfied--until something "snaps" inside Dick Dastardly.]
DICK DASTARDLY, in his depraved Luscious Glory: No, Muttley, you can't have my Seidlitz Powders! Besides, I'm too dependent on them already as it is--AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, MUTTLEY!!!
MUTTLEY: [Repulsive, almost vulgar snickering, especially as it just so happens that Dick Dastardly is about to pass some serious flatus, so driving Muttley even deeper into the snickering]
DICK DASTARDLY, even angrier because the reaction: MUTTLEY!!! YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING JUST NOW! COME AND GET YOUR JUST DESS-
[Only Dick Dastardly is again passing ever more depraved flatus, perhaps a consequence of the Seidlitz Powders, further fuelling Muttley's hilarity all the way to ROFLHAO mode]
MUTTLEY--!!!!
[Let us draw the curtain of charity over the remainder of this scene]
ahem
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