Coldwave Fic Prompt: Mick teaches dragon!Len to fly via the tried-and-true method of throwing him off a skyscraper.
Sorry this one is so short, but I’ll post another dragon fic today to make up for it :D
“You’re not serious,” Mick says.
“I am not. How else will I learn?” Len says, like he’s being reasonable or something.
“Jump off yourself,” Mick suggests.
“I can’t,” Len says. “That’s the problem: I’m scared of heights. Because of that, I can’t fly. I want to fly. Therefore, the obvious solution –”
“Is for me to throw you off a skyscraper?”
“Yes, exactly!” Len says.
“Consent, Lenny. I said no.”
“Maybe if it were something smaller first?” Len suggests.
“…what were you thinking?”
“Barry,” Cisco says. “I’m getting reports that Heatwave and Captain Cold have been sighted on top of the neighborhood jungle gym. Heatwave appears to be tossing Cold off of it.”
“You know what,” Barry says, after a long moment. “I’m not even going to do anything with that.”
“No, Cisco. Let them be weirdos if that’s what they want.”
“Captain Cold just sprouted wings and flew away, Barry.”
“Just saying that isn’t going to make it not have happened.”
“I’m going to pretend that it will,” Barry says.
“Seconded,” Caitlin says weakly.
“Actually, he has very pretty wings,” Iris says.
“No, Iris!” Joe exclaims.