#flamebomb

yeah, okay, but what are your flamebomb and blairecrash headcanons?

NOT THE UNO REVERSE!!!!!!!!

Anyway, OFC I HAVE HCS!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH

Blairecrash

Fred is kinda dumb. We all know this. He's like SUPER dumb, around only her specifically. He gets all flustered and blushy when someone brings it up too.

Fred goes to Giovanni for dating advice. Why? Because he's his boss ofc! Needless to say, Giovanni is way more experienced in this field than you'd suspect. Half of the shit Fred does, was advice he got from Gio.

He also goes to Flamethrower for dating advice. He is just as hopeless as Fred.

Fred is a history nerd. He will go on for hours about smth like, the Taigan Australian war or smth and Blaire will listen. She may be only focused on his face, but she's "listening"

Fred probably has a big family, (I mean 8 family cars? Yeah that says something) and I think he gets made fun of relentlessly by them.

When Blaire first met his family, she was nervous, but it quickly went away when she found out Fred's family is SUPER strange. She felt at home though, they are nice people.

Blaire's love language is I think probably gift giving, Fred's is quality time and Physical touch (the guys broke he can't afford gifts.)

And when Blaire gets him something expensive he feels so bad because he knows he can't return the favor. So instead he just showers her with as many free dates and hugs as he can

Has beaten Tanners ass and gotten suspended for it. Does not regret it, his family is also very proud of him

Malewife x Girlboss vibes frfr

Flamebomb

Flamethrower was the first one to catch feelings. He didn't realize it at first, but when she took him to go blow something up, he was like "woah, I like her" and has been hooked ever since.

Giovanni isn't too thrilled though. That's his SISTER. He loves his boys, but he loves his sister more, and his big brother instincts will not fail!

While Flamethrower didn't know she was Bulimic at first, when he found out, bro cried. Like real ass tears, in front of her, Giovanni and the rest of the boys. They were all huddled in the big stall of the girls bathroom at a brunch place. (You can guess the looks they got when they walked out bawling) and flamethrower was bawling his eyes out, which in turn caused Giovanni to cry, which caused all of them to cry.

She's never felt more cared for.

So Flamethrower actively knows when an Episode is close. He knows the signs. And he will no matter what, support her through it. Even if that means staying in her room, cuddled close while she watches myth busters.

He's very emotional. Like, you've seen Giovanni emotional, think that but x5 more

His love language is words of affirmation, While Valeri's is physical touch

He has also beaten the shit out of Tanner, except he did it at a cheer match and almost got kicked off the team.

Thankfully Ms. Cox convinced the cheer coach to not kick him off, bc she knows what Tanner did.

They use a lot of pet names, to an uncomfortable extent.

The first time he went to a Roughhouse family reunion, he was ganged up on by all of Val and Gios cousins. He was interrogated, and threatened. Soon enough they found out he was harmless and left him alone. Moxie still keeps her eye on him.

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