I desperately need a Thommy Star Wars au where Jimmy is an awkward bumbling new Imperial recruit and Thomas is Darth Barrow and Jimmy just gawks around after him forever like a lovesick slack jawed puppy. He wants to be just like Darth Barrow but the Force has never been with him so he just blows shit up with blasters and such to overcompensate for his weakness.
And then they fall in love and get together and bone. Think of the many uses of the Force during sex yusssssssssssss
I need it.













