Pride flags all look lazy
Might catch some shit for this one, but here we go boys and girls.
Before I get into the actual opinion, first I want to say that it really bugs me how the exact colours and orientation of most pride flags changes almost constantly. Seriously, google any pride flag, a lot of the time youāll look at like four different flags.
Now, the actual thing Iām talking about here, Pride flags look really lazy.
Iām not 100% sure the history of a lot of these,. But as far as I know, the first flag of the bunch was the good old rainbow flag.
Now, this one I like. The rainbow has a lot of history with LGBT people. one part that I find particularly touching is the songĀ āSomewhere Over The Rainbowā sung by Judy Garland. The song resonated with LGBT people at the time because the lyrics talking of somewhere better, where hope is alive, exists, albeit just pout of reach.
There are issues with it, as with every flag. If you print it wrong, or use the wrong colours, it can come off very garish, or some of the colours can clash. Thereās also theĀ āmeaningā behind every stripe. I donāt know them by heart, but itās like passion, nature, and magic for some reason. You know, things that arenāt tied particularly closely with anything about being LGBT.
The bisexual flag. Sticking with horizontal stripes? Okay sure. There arenāt all that many nice looking designs you can do with flags. Kind of seems like itās aping the rainbow a bit, but it could just be a happy accident.
Maybe itās because Iām bi-ased (funny pun), but I like this one. Itās a bit simple and minimal. A little sparse. But the pink and blue, with the purple in between, represents bisexual attraction pretty well. Officially, the pink means same-gender attraction, blue meaning opposite-gender attraction, and the purple representing bisexualsā attraction to both. You could also say itās guys girls and all, whatever floats your funky boat.
The gay man flag looks something like this:
Ā As I mentioned before, there are a bunch of variations. Different colours, sometimes itās upside down. Whatās it supposed to look like? Fuck if I know. Wikipedia didnāt include any variant in their pride flags article. How nice of them.
And here are the horizontal stripes again. What do they mean? I have absolutely no clue. Maybe blue for boys? But then whatās the green for? Unlike the bi flag, the colours donāt seem to clearly represent any particular attraction. And unlike the LGBT Rainbow itās not (to my knowledge) any kind of historically gay symbol. Itās just... a stripy flag?
Iām sure buy now you can see where Iām going with this, but Iām going to keep hammering the point.
Damn straight, itās just some stripes. What do they mean?Ā
Well, this is the 5 stripe version remake of the 7 stripe version that someone made that probably just ripped off the version that was the Lipstick lesbian flag with the kiss-mark taken off. The lipstick lesbian one had all pink shades to represent the feminine aspect of being a lipstick lesbian.
Anyway... The Trans flag, huh?
Yep, more bars going left to right. The last three (Gay, lesbian, Trans) are even 5 stripes with the middle one being white. Whatās up with that?
Okay, the Trans one... I get it. blue and pink for male and female. probably. Not sure how the transition fits in exactly, but at least it looks nice. Honestly, probably by personal favourite looking of the flags.
Even the other Identities are at it.
Bunch of stripes. The grey probably is meant to represent no attraction (although it seems to perpetuate the idea that not having sex makes you boring... oops.)
The Pan, Omni and Poly flags are even all just the bi flag with the purple bit replaced with a colour that looks 10X worse.
Replacing the purple also took out the actual meaning of the bi flag, replacing it with random garbage that looks bad
Anyway, TL;DR, just having horizontal stripes.is boring. and honestly, we deserve (and can do) better.
(lesbians, I know Iām asking this as a bi guy, but please use the Labrys flag, it looks so much cooler and more unique.)