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★ The Sixfinger'd Scrimshander is a 11,006 year old time-blind and also visually-blind disabled alien Licentiate prone to bouts of psychosis and starvation-fueled rampages. It is occasionally a 13 ft tall freakass monster. Earnest as it is annoying, its memory is highly context dependant. It can play the banjo, do small home repair, competantly design but NOT operate a zubmarine, and create elaborate sculpture. Non-monogamous.

☆ The Sixfingered Scrimshander is a 30 something half-blind shithead thief who makes most of its money as a wrestling heel. No way to avoid its roommate, the original villian. Emotional intelligence of a sledgehammer and mean on purpose. Bad liar. Entertaining to watch others beat its ass.

♥︎ The Leftmost Twin is a mean lesbian cunt and the left half of a set of conjoined twin performers, the rightmost of which is recently deceased. Nonspeaking, but if you can sign she's a firecracker. Currently more focused on vengeance than romance. Not afraid to splash drinks in your face the second you say something that irritates her. 13 or so pet birds.

♣︎ The Timid Translator feels almost mean to include bc they're honestly a sweetheart but they go everywhere Ruthie does so here they are. They're mostly just too scared to initiate anything really. Their brothers are haunted.