Jan 24, 2024
YOU’RE 14?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE 16 HUH HUH
Nope. I am 14 years of ageing. Born in 2009. The year of homestuck, and myspace dying. Nothing else happened that year. You are wrong if you think otherwise.
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YOU’RE 14?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE 16 HUH HUH
Nope. I am 14 years of ageing. Born in 2009. The year of homestuck, and myspace dying. Nothing else happened that year. You are wrong if you think otherwise.
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lucent nargacuga!
send me an emoji and i'll assign you a monster!
jo au: does jude sit for rose given roxanne's inebriation [that jude is also trying to get out of her system]
Unfortunately Jude moved away from the neighborhood years ago, becoming a professor, however when he does visit, the Lalonde children seem to flock to Jude, who just wanted to have a chat with Roxanne
everytime i see a beautiful butch girl and then learn its just some guy, i cry, absolutely devastating shit
Fuck these games man playing with emotions
wheres jude in all of this? did the events of hiveswap happen? how did all of this basically happen? are they still just in hauntswitch or did they move? what about grandpa?
Okie okie :3
1) Jude moved away a few years ago to become a professor, he still visits during family events though
2) hiveswap didn't happen, trolls exist on Earth bcuz of shenanigans which included a very petty Condy and a bit of certain cherubic-based technology, Xefros is roomies with Jo (and unfortunately totally situationshipped)
3) Grandpa had visited Joey and Jude for the first time in years just to basically confirm he'll be gone forever (to raise Jade) however after suddenly going AWOL in skaianet (due to canon accidentally brushing up with this timeline aka the Tavros accident murder) a search party goes out to look for the CEO of a fortune 500 company bcuz... Duh. Only to find a widdle girl, Jade. Joey, who's 18, basically goes 😐✋ "I'll adopt her, she's my sister."
4) They are not in Hauntswitch! Joey deemed the cults about unsafe because she's a rational human. She moved further into New York so she can get parenting help from Roxanne, they live in an apartment
5) Grandpa got shot dead lol
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What would you do when the crotuna
Tw1ck 0r tw3at 1!!1!
Have a gif treat of some captorgrubs :P