#fix ideas

Now, lemme preface this post with some important info;

I found a lot of the two-mask complaints incredibly unwarranted. I didn't mind how some enemies did two masks on contact damage. I fought the Savage Beastfly and, while he took me a while to beat, I thought most of the issues I had were because they were my own fault. Same with the Forum battle, I thought it's difficulty was well justified. I famously spent until 4 in the morning fighting Last Judge, but that was because I was being stubborn and beast crest is the worst of them all. I was sad when Moorwing and Sister Splinter were nerfed because I felt they were as difficult as they needed to be, and I was especially annoyed when the elder pilgrim's damage was nerfed because they are so goddamn easy to avoid, why would you whine about that?!

With all that in mind, lemme say that Lost Lace is a perfect boss fight with two very,

Very,

Glaring issues.

1. Her teleporting inside you.

I do not mind the fact she deals two damage on contact. She's voided, I would be shocked if she didn't. However, that combined with the fact she can so often spawn *inside* you while you are trying to run from one attack is rather atrocious.

And usually Team Cherry is good at making teleporting enemies not have this issue. Any teleporting enemy either doesn't have contact damage (Radiance), doesn't teleport near enough to you to hurt you (Soul Master), or appear in predictable places so that if you are hurt, it's your own fault for not staying out of that spot (Mantis lords).

But with Lace, oftentimes you are hurt through no fault of your own, and that feels bad for any player for any boss, much less the *final boss of the game*

And I am not sure some sort of tell would help avoid this issue, considering the arena is often chock full of black-on-black-on-black damaging nonsense and she tends to attack out of cover of tentacles anyways.

2. The Phase Transition is long, tedious, and pointless.

The first time it was neat, the void flooding in was a cool way to add to the battle. Every other time though, I was either bored, or debating reloading because the first phase kicked my ass enough that I had no healing and no chance to beat the second phase.

This should be the perfect time to heal and recuperate, and in Hollow Knight it would be. But in silksong, where you have at maximum 2 heals, and every attack Lace hits you with eats away at your silk, your often left with nothing to do except jump over two very easy to avoid attacks and wait for Lace to show her face again.

3. Some Solutions?

For her teleporting, I think it would be far more tolerable if she had 1 mask of contact damage, *but* only while she's emerging from the void. This would make it so recovering from a particularly bad streak of luck far easier, especially if you can avoid her regular attacks.

Also, please let me hit Grand Mother Silk during the transition. Only during the transition, mind; she can be completely indestructible outside of that, and she should be. She can have tentacles wrap around her to help illustrate that she cannot be harmed again. I'm just saying that it's be real useful if you can hit her for silk so you can recover the smallest bit for the next phase.

Rose and Tentoo and Donna and Shaun got beautiful daughters, so it stands to reason Martha and Mickey got AFAB and AMAB twins who are both nb leading to lots of shenanigans. Unfortunately for them, the Doctor can tell them apart by the number of their head hair. They were named Luke and Leia and still use those very names 🤣

Thanks to @salmonidos idea that 14 and 15 are reading Sophie's World, had me decide the tipping point to get the evil husband into therapy retreat was Doctor Donna and Rose chatting with Heraclitus of Ephesus

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+ it starts out as wincest and ends destiel

+ Sam has a scar on his cheek from the fire

+ Dean has “your name” tattooed on his ass and wins an astounding amount of money by telling people “i have your name tattooed on my ass” and coaxes them into betting him to drop his pants. He gets hit only about 20% of the time.

+ SO much recreational drug use. Dean’s a speed freak but has pot plants hidden in nearly every national forest in the lower 48. Sam will roll with Dean on his birthday but otherwise sticks to pot or coke if someone offers. And the demon blood later of course. Dean flirts with Heroin after Hell but Cas puts the literal fear of God into him.

+ Oh Cas is T. E. R. R. I. F. Y. I. N. G. like sure he’s in a human vessel but he gives everyone the creeps as if they can sense he is other somehow. He kills people indiscriminately at first. Like a waitress comes to ask for their drink order and he smites her for interrupting. Dean is half horrified half annoyed like WILL YOU QUIT MIRDERING EVERYOME THAT TRIES TO TALK TO ME WHILE YOURE TALKING TO ME??? (Which should have been his first clue honestly but even HBO dean is dense at first)

+Dean gets used to Cas quick mainly because of the bond but also because Castiel starts actively working at not freaking him out at some point. Until Dean pisses him off and the wings come out.

+ Dean fucks every woman he possibly can because he may have a minor sex addiction (really he’s just touch starved) and it annoys the hell outta Sam in the early days. Especially when he brings them back to the room and essentially forces Sam to watch. He quits for the most part after Cas arrives because Cas just keeps killing them afterward.

The other snack is Henry Tilney obviously, and I know Northanger Abbey inside out, so should I write that instead? Henry Tilney would be good lay, parson or not. Henry Crawford though is definately kinkier and would eat Fanny out. lol. Plus the puns I could make!

All other Austen heroes are repressed muppets and do it with the lights off. Colonel Brandon probably would weep afterwards. Darcy would apologise before, during and after. Ok, Bingley would be enthusiastic, but would come in like 5 seconds. George Knightly would worry about the state of his fields and roads all the time. And we don't talk about Edward Ferrars and Edmund Bertram. They would be terrible in bed and that's a fact. Edmund besides needs a slap upside his head. Someone should write some spanking fic about Mary Crawford and Edmund.

What if, instead of finding himself on his hermit island, Luke found himself on Jakku. Being in the desert is not something he ever wanted again, but it’s familiar in a way that feels...clean. Perhaps here, in the desert, he could let the sands scour away his failure.

That is, until he meets a tiny scavenger named Rey, waiting for her parents to return.