A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He acts like he doesn’t appreciate aftercare, but god -- he adores it.  The feeling of your warmth, your body, your hair, just… you!  I see him as a switch so I do imagine that he’s more reluctant to be the aftercarer and will give you crap the first couple of times you try to do aftercare with him.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself:  He likes his hands a whole lot!  If you have smaller hands than him, he will not let you forget it.  He wants you to compare hand sizes a lot.  If your hands are bigger than his, he will internally freak out every time you hold his hand. On you: waist/hips.  He doesn’t care if you're skinny, average, or overweight, he loves holding onto you even outside of sex.  He will rub his thumb over your side as a subconscious soothing method for himself.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His cum is thick.  Like… boy giving you cum milkshakes lol.  I think he’s usually some degree of dehydrated, which impacts his cum’s viscosity. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Definitely loves panties or his boyfriend’s underwear.  Not just a underwear sniffer or panty wearer, he will suck that crotch just to taste your musk.  He will beg for you to cum inside of them for him (pretty please?) so he can rub the spot against his cock or lick them as he jerks off.  This takes a lot for him to admit!

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Below average, but not a total virgin/relying on porn.  He knows the bare minimum to get someone at least to the edge.  He definitely isn’t an intentionally selfish partner and will work with you to figure out how to make you cum hard enough to shake.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I think when he’s dominating, he loves missionary.  Forcing eye contact, smirking down at you, spitting into your mouth (if you’re into that), he lives for it!

When he’s submissive and receiving , I think he loves the bouncing spoon!  Settling on your lap and bouncing on you makes him nut so embarrassingly quickly especially if you gently nip his shoulders.  When he’s submissive and giving, just the traditional spoon is nice!  He gets to bury his face in your neck and whimper like the good boy he is.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

50/50.  I think it takes him a while to be intentionally humorous during sex, but there’s definitely times where he’s unintentionally funny (mostly when he’s trying to be big bad Michael while wanting to actually be submissive.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Dark hair, well trimmed but not shaved completely.   He takes great care of his pubes, I definitely see him making sure they don’t reek of sweat before sex.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Tries to be detached, but fails drastically.  As he accepts more and more that he cares for you (don’t get me started on accepting that he loves you), he’ll let himself nip and leave hickeys, kiss and nuzzle, and just let his guard down.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He death grips that shit unfortunately.  It can lead to awkward moments during intimacy where he can’t get/stay hard, but he’ll work on it.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I feel like he’d definitely be into collars, but not leashing.  He wants to see something on you that makes you his.   He also loves being collared, hearing the tag ding, ding, ding each time…  He drools just thinking about it!

He’s also into socked feet.  He won’t sit and lick/suck on them, but he loves feeling your curls curl around his length.

Clothed sex, clothed sex, clothed sex!  The less traditionally sexy the clothing you have on during sex, the better!

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Public, single person bathrooms.  Clasping his hands over your mouth and shushing you as he fucks into you slowly as to not make noise drives him crazy.

His bed/his side of the bed.  I can’t even elaborate on this lol, I think he just loves the idea of taking you into his sanctuary and getting your scent on it to be one of the hottest things possible.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you in a button up with sleeves rolled up.  Doesn’t matter if you got the traditionally muscular arms for it or not, he can and will drag you off.  Dominant or submissive, it doesn’t matter.

Submissive Michael would love if you did stuff without him asking and without making a big deal about it.

Asking for help makes his dominant side go nuts, like yessss rely on him to get that spider out!!!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No daddy or mommy kink.  Even if he’s the one calling you daddy, he will retch and it will take him out of the moment completely.  He doesn’t even joke around with this.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Lowkey embarrassed about receiving head despite how much care he puts into trimming his pubic hair and making sure it’s not bad smelling lol.  Mostly because he’s sensitive to it and will whimper and whine the second your tongue runs up his length.

He loves giving though!  Hold your hips down so he controls how much pleasure you gain from it, be utterly sloppy with it, and just over all learn what makes you cum on his tongue.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends, but he does prefer something slower rather than fast!  He wants to see you fall apart, not break completely.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves bathroom sex so… He enjoys quickies despite preferring a slower pace.  I wouldn’t say it’s ultra often, but he’s not opposed to you dragging him off.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

I think he takes average risks, nothing crazy (I don’t see him doing full knifeplay and stuff, but he’d use a fake knife ykyk?)  He doesn’t want to cause you that deep level of pain, and he doesn’t want to feel that level of pain.

As far as kinks though, he’s willing to hear most things out.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

One round but can last forever.  Partially because his death grip during masturbation and partially just pure willpower, he will not cum first in most circumstances.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Does Michael own sex toys?  Does a bear shit in the woods?  He doesn’t have a collection of them, but he does have a fleshlight and prostate massager for himself and a toy or two for you!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh man!  He loves to tease!  He’s totally fine spending a day or two teasing you and getting you worked up.  He’s also in love with being teased!  Just not for as long as he’s willing to tease you haha

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Prefers to grunt and groan, but as mentioned higher up, he can whimper and whine if he’s overwhelmed.  He’s used to being quiet/not making much noise so it can take him a while to work up to courage to be louder.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Facials…  Giving and receiving.  Enough said.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Bro wears tight boxers lol.  His cock is cut, around 6.5-7.0 inches, and his balls are tight.  I think he doesn’t grow much when he’s getting aroused, he’s likely floating around 5.5-6.0 when soft.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average to high-average.  Even during his stint on mental health meds, he had an average libido.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)