#five! memes

But one is a pun master, the other loves innuendo, they both love toying with people physically and mentally; that’s pure crossover ship fuel and I SECRETLY LOVE IT.

"You know, I’m going to let that little outburst slide, I don’t know what you’re implying with that but all you need to know is that you’re mine! I’m the one who you should be focused on, after all, who do you think clothes you with the things I don’t really want anymore? Feeds you? I mean, Two’s really the one that cooks but I let you have her food! Honestly, the stuff coming from your mouth. You certainly didn’t get that from me.”

"Well, I was in the beginning, but I have to admit - you started to bore me. Don’t get me wrong, puns are fun and all but they’re all about timing in the end. So here’s an idea for you, how about… you keep that little mouth of yours closed and pun free for a little spell and I show you something that will really put a smile on your face? Does that sound… good?”

In fact, the better question is how are you going to get me what I need?”

Well of course Five would accept a little outing with one of her dearest older sisters. Of course, how well if goes would depend entirely on who decides where they go and what they do. Hint: Five doesn’t get to choose.

You better regret, weenie, because u probs got turned down.

"W-well, father. It’s a little too late for that, isn’t it? You can’t really complain that I didn’t grow up to be your oh-so perfect daughter when you weren’t even there, hmm? Especially since… especially since…I was the only one you weren’t there for.”

Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot.