listen...he won titles at real madrid too which disgusts me to no end because he was shady as fuck and pulled some shifty crap like ugh  i hate that because of the trophies he won some consider him a good coach but he broke real madrid into factions and did so much damage in 2 years how even???

giorgia, listen,,, ,, i pretend i don’t hold grudges but i do, i do 

scusa signora! je voudrais una pizza con los ananas. pax vobiscum.

(ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง

i have 2 actually! to watch, i definitely like watching juve just because i’m pretty much never disappointed by their matches (plus, i love khedira and dybala, and gigi, of course) and then i also have a soft spot for fiorentina because their goalkeeper is arguably the best romanian goalkeeper right now plus, this summer they signed ianis hagi and i almost cried (gheorghe hagi, his father, is romania’s best ever football player so this kind of a huge deal)

me: i was literally gonna ask you to cut my head off again

yayyyyyyyyyyyyy

HAHAHA real af