Hi hello you don't know me BUT I've just discovered your blog and have been stalking it and (1) your writing is amazing dear god and (2) that post you made probably forever ago idk when about your mug saying Fishbiscuits is quite possibly my new favourite thing so thank you for that and apologies it's too late for grammar but I had to share anyway toodles x
Thank you, lovely new friend! The stalking has been mutual. IDK if that makes it better or worse.
… Probably I should not be allowed to talk to people. Ah, well.
You should absolutely give saying Fishbiscuits a try! It is very satisfying, when you are not allowed to yell other profanity. There is something satisfying about the word biscuit as substitute profanity.
I would ask if you want one, because the artist is very reasonable, but I feel like offering things to people you’ve only just met is a) very forward and b) probably a bit creepy auntie, TBH. I will track down her etsy shop, though. The artist puts DELIGHTFULLY filthy things on mugs.
