#first poll

yes

no

sorry, you mean rinse. It doesn't need a full wash yet. [negative washing]

only the inside [minimalist washing]

the inside and any spillover on the outside [more than the bare minimum]

the entire thing except the handle [99% done!]

the whole thing - inside, outside AND handle [100% no more no less]

the whole thing and any lid it has even if the lid wasn't used [110%!]

some combination of the above (comment or tag it) [selective washing]

Nothing. You don't do dishes [I wanna click a button]

SEE RESULTS 👀

Yes. Bring us the small fuzzy ground creatures.

Yes, adopt dog. I have seen dog. I love dog.

Sure. Maybe emotional support animals will reduce workplace casualties.

I vote for the one called ‘raccoon.’ It has the Decepticon spirit.

What if… micro-minicons but organic? I want one.

Whichever one bites our boss first wins.

I am 98% sure one of the cats is plotting against me. Vote yes.

Please. We need companionship. The Nemesis is depressing.

Look, we just want something soft to pet. Morale is at 4%.

Drinking cocktails and mocktails

by decorating with balloons and streamers

by using noise makers and poppers like New Years Eve

by jumping in the homemade ball pit

by enjoying vegetarian appetizers and finger foods

by enjoying meat-based appetizers and finger foods

Vanilla Extract

by leaving out milk and cookies for David Karp

by giving our pets big hugs and extra treats

these ideas are shit - I’ll let you know how we should celebrate in the comments

Please?

Stick with your normal posts…

Yes

Yes