#first player

My day is good, thanks. I think I quite enjoy writing headcanons like this. And no problem for a long ask. Just means you have something more specific in mind!

1p!England

"I am shooketh"

Pardon? You were drinking some hot chocolate, reading on your phone. He'd ask if you were alright. His mind would assume you’re scared, or got shivers from a ghost walking through you.

“Did you just have an Encounter?”

This man is high-strung so don’t laugh otherwise he’ll be offended and get rude. What an absolute brat. 

It’s meme slang, you tell him. “Love, I deal with enough slang on a regular basis. We don’t need any more.”

This guy is vaguely aware as he is exposed to America quite often and he himself is a London aware of changing tides, but he’s then he deems it ‘Improper’ and implores you not to use it too often.

1p!France

“He is being salty.”

He doesn’t know how to take this. That man on the TV is being irritating, but he can’t comprehend what you mean. 

This man is helpless with technology. If you show him the word meme, he will say “mee-mees”. He is uncultured in the ways of the internet.

You explain, and he just nods, but he doesn’t understand. He comprehend, but doesn’t understand. Barely ever.

This man basically embodies ‘old dogs can’t learn new tricks’.

1p!Canada

“You’re such a simp.”

“Only for you.” Awww, Canada, baby. 

Of course he knows. This boy is young in comparison to every other personification and he goes on the internet. 

He isn’t one for speaking in slang normally, only when someones being extra cringe or dissing someone. Boy is cultured but sassy.

He also has a folder of memes. Mostly saved from America, but now he knows you’ll understand them and won’t cringe at him, you will now get them when you’re apart. He wants to make you smile and if memes are the way to get deeper into your heart then so be it. America is literally supplying him with the hottest memes out there for free.

1p!Russia

“Cash me outside, how ‘bout that?”

He recognises it. It doesn’t click in his brain, but he remembers America shouting it at some point. Just like you’re doing because he inconvenienced you. Please don’t fight him.

You can show it to him, but he isn’t all that interested. Internet culture doesn’t interest him. He doesn’t follow trends and only got Facebook because America insisted on making him an account. The dude only has a laptop for work and his phone has basically no app. His highest used is Tetris.

He’ll recognise things you say, but will mostly just give you a judging stare. Or maybe chuckle if you make a fool of yourself.

1p!China

“Yeet!”

Calm down, you’re being way too energetic about throwing that into the bin. 

He deals with all of his siblings at home, and then America at Big Work Meetings. He does not want to have it from you.

This man needs chillness in his life, consistency. He hates hecticness. So you throwing shit and shouting will get on his nerves before he tells you to pack it in. 

Yeah, he’s too grouchy for this stuff.

1p!Italy

“Is this a bird?”

“That’s a butterfly...” He doesn’t get it. He has watched a few animes, that’s what happens when you’re friends with Japan. And America. And Prussia. And also Romano because it’s his guilty pleasure so he may catch on to what you’re saying.

He’ll also understand other memes you say, but he doesn’t find them themselves funny. He just actually enjoys watching your expressions to it and your enthusiasm. 

He works off other peoples happiness, so seeing that grin of yours whilst you imitate gives him the butterflies in his stomach. 

He will try though to pepper some in if you are a user of memes in your language. He wants to pick them up to make you smile. He’s such a cutie-pie UwU.

1p!Germany

“Ah yes, stonks.”

No, these are the finances, honey. They’re not-oh... now he’s slightly disappointed as he looks at you from over his glasses.

Prussia is energetic about his memes, and Germany will often be ‘gifted’ with them. Sometimes, he’ll read through them but often he’ll scroll through them all. His brother spams. Heavily.

You may get lucky sometimes if it’s an animal meme to make him smile, or exhale sharply through his nose, but Germany doesn’t often find them funny. 

Like Italy, he’ll smile if your positively thrilled with it.

1p!Japan

“That is a juicy boy.”

Oh, thank you, s/o. He’s happy you’re enjoying the meal he made you.

He knows memes. This man watches anime. He has every social media account on all platforms. He will smile, he will partake in some fine dining that is the dank meme section of the internet. 

They’re mostly the anime version of a meme. He doesn’t really enjoy edgy humour, and while a Danny DeVito meme about magnum dong is mildly humorous, it just isn’t his sip of tea.

He’ll say memes out-loud in the same room as you sometimes, in that deadpan voice of his, which always makes it ten times funnier. Even his commentary of anime that you’re watching a rerun of will have memes in it. And if you say you’re watching an anime and got to this specific episode, you bet he’ll pull up his neatly made folders on his phone for that anime and send it. He appreciates that you like that type of humour.

1p!Prussia

“That is a sweaty boi.”

Dat boi? Dat boi! Prussia is a people pleaser at heart and a goofball so of course he knows memes. This man has a large following on the internet, he makes a living off people enjoying his content!

As soon as you spill the proverbial bag of you liking memes, he will spam. His line of thinking is often, “Hahaha, this is hilarious. S/o may also find this funny. I will send it to them!” And if there’s one meme on that website with him scrolling hours at a time, you will get sent at least like 30 in an hour.

He will try his darnedest to make you laugh, so you will get a specific meme made about anyone you know too just to see you in tears over it.

“I have an army.” He sends you a picture of England. “We have a Germany.” Yeah, it’s that MCU meme of Loki and RDJ... Sometimes he’s not that funny, but A+ for effort!

1p!Romano

“One does not simply--”

Yeah, he knows what you;re going to say and rolls his eyes. If it’s anything too cringe, he will laugh at you and take the piss. But he will not hesitate to make an edgy or self deprecating meme.

Romano is ‘do as I say, not as I do’ type of person, and also never call him out for his hypocrisy. He will get snooty with you.

But he does enjoy them even though it doesn’t seem like it. He enjoys seeing you happy about them so as long as you’re shameless and don’t take his elbow digging to heart it’s all fine. 

Don’t call him out for laughing at whatever meme you say or send, as he will get defensive and annoyed with you. Imagine edgy teenager ‘I’m not like everyone else!’.

1p!Spain

“Pepe the frog.”

He partakes in a bit of memeing. He enjoys it. He’s got you.

But boy does he like the incomprehensible ones. Where the pictures highly saturated and has a couple of nonsense words put across it not lined up. He is cracking up at it.

Can do. Germany’s is a bit ns//fw. Thanks for the ask.

2p!Italy:

This boy is stressed basically 24/7. The only time he is ever really relaxed is from the comfort of his home, so all I will say is give him a hairbrush!

A tangle teaser, a comb, a paddle brush. A-ny-thing! This is like ASMR for the grown man. Sit on the floor, between his leg, and lean back into his thighs. He can sit there for hours brushing your hair as something plays on the television, or your simply pampering yourself with face masks and a manicure.

Got an intervene? Let him style it for you. Want it cut? He got you, scissors at the ready. His brother taught him a thing or two.

Not that he doesn’t like short hair, but long hair isn’t a part of his profession. People keep it short and business-like; long hair can be used against you in fights. It’s viewed as feminine, which is in his associates' mind is a synonym for weak.

So if cuddles are happening, his fingers will comb through your hair. He enjoys.

1p!Germany

Long hair? He likes. Yes, it can be an inconvenience for workouts as it gets in the way, but Germany likes how it sits on your body. 

But the way it covers your front when you’re wearing a strappy vest top. Or just a bra. It’s like you’re not wearing anything underneath and he just,,, wants the Naughty.

But then it clogs the shower drain or it wraps around his toes after you brush your hair and he just stares into the abyss and grabs the vacuum cleaner.

1p!France

Well now you’ve said yes to being his he will do different updos. France has a Pinterest board just for long hairstyles which you will have to sit through.

You need hair stuff and don’t know where to begin? He will walk with you to the store hand in hand and pick out every last thing for you. Which will then end up for him too because sharing is caring, yes?

Please and thank, the way to my heart! I’ll have to do Japan’s and Russia's as a separate post as I enjoyed writing China’s so much it got mega long.

1p!China: Yao Yang

“Silver, maybe?” You quirk a brow, already reaching for the gel pen.

“Aiya, that would look terrible.” Yao sighs, shaking his head. “No, gold would look so much better.” You huff at that before reaching over the table and grabbing the silver anyway. 

“You’ve used so much gold already. Let’s mix it up a bit.” You click the lid onto the end of the pen and start filling in the white patches. 

“What was the point in asking if you were going to do it anyway?” Yao tuts at you but does nothing to stop you. His cousins had gifted him a stress relieving colouring book. They said something about needing to unwind or removing the stick up his rear end. So, you had popped over on your day off to spend the day sitting at his coffee table, many colouring pens, crayons, markers and gel pens strewn across the table. He didn’t mind doing this. Not with you here. He got stroppy when his younger relatives kept telling him that he was always so tense, but that didn't feel like the case with you around. You flick out your wrists, stretching them out. You'd been hunched over the table for an hour now, the stress hitting your body. Yao continues to watch you. It feels peaceful with a steady breeze drifting through his house; all windows open and the back doors wide open, giving him a view of his preened garden. He goes back to watching you colour in. The picture is almost done. He grabs the black thin felt pen and starts adding smaller details. The fill in the blank drawing was quite detailed, but Yao could add more. He hears you give a satisfying hum at your work before capping the pen and turning to him. 

“Wanna do another one?”

“I’d rather be drinking tea.”

“What kind?” You get up, stretching out your hands above your head, your top lifting to show your waist as you arch backwards, closing your eyes. Yao indulges. He feels so sly, like a fox. You had gotten so comfortable with him that you exposed yourself ever so often and he never made a comment. If he did, you might stop. Maybe you were hinting at something, he’d always muse at the idea. But nothing ever happened. But it doesn’t stop him from watching you, imagining more. You rest your body with a breathy moan and Yao can feel himself twitch. Were you even aware what you did to him? “I’m feeling raspberry tea.” You hum pleasantly at the idea before heading to the open kitchen. He can see you from the coffee table as you flick the kettle on.

“I'll have the same.” 

“Oh, can I use the teapot then?” You look hope. Yao smiles softly at your excitement.

“Yes.” That one word made you bounce on the balls of your feet before ransacking his cupboard. He would never understand your amazement at his tea collection and utilities. Then again, the Western culture had taken over most the globe and the art of tea-making seemed so traditional and mediocre compared to coffee making. He watches as you place down the teapot and put some dried tea leaves and raspberries into the French press. Maybe you were so amazed by the teapot due to it being see-through with a French press in the middle? He could hear you counting out loud.

“Two for me, two for Yao, one for the pot.” You bob your head up and down to the tune in your head, moving around his kitchen so effortlessly that it looked like dancing. You add some sugar before grabbing the kettle and filling the teapot, for some reason crouching slightly. Your eyes widen as you watch the liquid stain a subtle pink. Yao moves the pens around on the table, getting up to grab a matt for you to put this on. as he stands, he feels his back crack and he winces, before looking over to you to see if you noticed. You don’t, and he exhales a breath he didn't realise he was holding. He picks up a red straw matt and lays it on the coffee table before he settles back down, slower this time. You come rushing over soon after, gently placing it down on the table before rushing back for the cups. You giggle as you approach Yao again, plopping down. But you fall quicker than anticipated and bump into him, shoulder hitting his elbow. He rolls his eyes, amused at your vigour as you pop back straight again and grin sheepishly at him, putting down the cups. “Do you want a cup now?”

“Yes, please.” He nods. You set his cup before him and grab the teapot, gently pushing down the French press lid and watch as a deeper pink settle throughout the pot. You watch with wide eyes before picking it up, pouring a cup. You smile proudly, nodding in appreciation of the cup before Yao. He picks it up, takes a sip before smiling contently. He looks at you over the top of his cup, you going to the pens and lining them all up neatly.

तीसरे अंपायर का परिचय क्रिकेट में तीसरे अंपायर की अवधारणा ने खेल को तकनीकी दृष्टि से और भी मजबूत बनाया है। तीसरे अंपायर का कार्य मुख्यतः वीडियो फुटेज की समीक्षा करना होता है, जो किसी विवादास्पद निर्णय को स्पष्ट करने में मदद करता है। इसके द्वारा खेल अधिकारियों को महत्वपूर्ण निर्णय लेने में सहायता मिलती है, खासकर ऐसे समय जब खेल में स्थितियाँ अस्पष्ट होती हैं। तीसरा अंपायर मौजूदा खेल नियमों के तहत…