#first kill writers

1. Explain the Feral Vampire lore…

Remember them shits? (I know this ain’t it specifically but idk how to make gifs)

2. Closure/justice for Tess Franklin…

Snitches get stitches not orphaned ffs … gotdamn…

3. Talia to move in with Bunny Wheeler & join the M.A.A.M.s

Talia might not be able to go home. The Monster Hunters Guild will flay her for intel. Bunny Wheeler will offer southern hospitality, drink Rosé and talk about how husbands ain’t shit. The MAAMs will offer Talia a way to keep on hunting monsters that aren’t her son/protect him. Bonus: Talia Burns might offer some stable parenting for Ben Wheeler so that he won’t have to move to his Dad’s. & Through Ben’s eyes she can learn to love/trust Jules.

4. A Menstruation Joke

Lesbian. Vampire. Come onnn! It’s right there!

I want Ben to awkwardly offer Calliope a tampon/menstrual cup quietly while she’s at her locker and be like… “um… so I heard you might need this… so, yeah…” or PLEASE JUST ANYTHING.

First Kill needs a thembo/himbo/herbo.

The deep symbolism and complex storytelling tools that First Kill writers are using are going over waaaay too many peoples’ heads (including myself sometimes). We need a character to act as the Shakespearean “Fool” that will (1) add comedy beats that explain what just happened to people in either an-almost-soliloquy or by asking “stupid” questions (2) in a way that seems non-threatening and not condescending to the audience but that HELPS US FUCKING GET IT.