What would be your ideal first date with Danny be if you got to keep him? (undisturbed from the family)
Damn, uninterrupted? Be a dream come true...
Let's see... First date. Hmm, well before that whole debacle with that 'shoot' gunman, I would'a taken Danny down inta the basement fer a nice lil stroll. Show'em my cold room, man cave an' shack at the end~
If they fought me on it, I'd have ta cut it short an' put'em ta sleep. By that I mean wrap my hands around their pretty neck until they passed out, don' wanna kill 'em. Yet. Anyways, then I'd carry 'em up ta my shack an' lay 'em out on the couch.. Stroke their soft hair a little while waitin' fer them ta wake up with a leash on 'em, see if they want ta co-operate with our 'date'.
An' if they didn' fight it... Well, we'd end up there anyways, on the couch an'-- Eh, doubt it'd go that way. They always fight it. Always.. Would be nice though, if I could do it all over again... Give 'em that 'Slaughter Welcome' I promised, but those times have unfortunately passed..
