Hey there~

Uh, first time doing a roleplay type blog, but figured it would be fun to mess around with. So ask BadManJohnny anything, and I do mean anything~

This will be an 18+ RP blog, it will deal with blood, gore, violence, drugs, alcohol, and sexual themes/content. All intended for a MATURE audience, much like the game and the movie(s) it is based on. Seems I need to emphasis on the 18+ part. If you are below this age please do not follow or leave asks, I'm not in any mood to be falsely labelled a P word just because you can't follow the rules. And yes, I will be checking profiles and blocking accordingly.

And with that, this RP Blog is for fun, so let's have fun and keep it drama free pretty please~♥

About Johnny Slaughter/Sawyer

Age: 28

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 200lbs

Year of Birth: 1945

Star Sign: Virgo

Occupation: Farm Hand/Mechanic (self taught)

Setting: Early 70s, around '72/early '73, before the first movie

BadManJohnny can be both soft and sweet (to lure victims in) or sadistic and monstrous when he needs to be. Err on the side of caution when you ask him anything or you might end up in one of his fridges in the Cold Room. Or maybe sharing a cold one in his shack~ ♥ (Shiny new banner commission made by @splendidsneb ♥)

Currently: June... Half the year already gone by and summer may as well already be here with hot days kicking off in the high nineties to the low hundreds. It's a harder season for the Family business but Johnny makes due with what he has at his disposal, but he honestly would rather be lounging in the basement staying cool. Either in his little mancave or even his cold room when it's triple digits out.

Go ahead and ask anything~ If there's anything certain you would like to RP with Johnny just leave it in the ask at the bottom, ie: Rush Week Johnny. Also hippie voodoo cultist witchcraft shenanigans are more than welcome, hell. I enjoy it, Johnny might not, but I sure do~

Under the cut will have rps that are at least a few weeks old, give or take, linking back to the last post with the name of who Johnny was with and a short snippet. Will also have 18+ warnings if it's NSFW. Under the cut will also have any short stories I do up and some "fun-facts" about BadManJohnny~ And just recently added some RP expectations/guidelines at the bottom.

Real shame that, heard from Sissy that honey helps with it but I find salt water also does the trick. Hurts a bit, but hey, I like the pain~

Fer fun, y'say~? Hmm hm hm, might be fun if ya let me bite y'lil bit. Lick all the blood away from the fresh carve of my name or feel the hot skin beneath my tongue from the bruise on yer neck~

*Thinks about it*

*say it*

excuse me , but can i

SPANK THAT ASS SO DAMN HARD WITH A SPIKE WHIP

*She listens to him and just has this big smile on her face*

"I knew you'd come around to liking me back~"

*She feels the loosening shift in his hold on her, despite resting his chin on her head, however she instead makes him hold her tighter again and leans back into him, turning her face to kiss his under chin*

- Brat

(I get it, but again no worries! Seriously, your mental, physical and everything else health related comes first. Don't even feel like you need to respond immediately or feel bad for not responding for a long time, It's alright. Besides, I have a shit ton of college work to keep me busy so, just go at your own pace and don't stress yourself out about it. C: )

"Hmm... beef noodle hamburger helper, can' say I've tried it but it does sound appetizin'. An' with cheese? Yeh, s'why I got that big block'a sharp cheddar in the fridge, goes on everythin'~" Johnny licked his lips, loving the taste of cheesy, and greasy, foods. A real sucker for the calorie dense and unhealthiest of options.

"Tch, course I like crazy. Who d'ya think yer talkin' to?"

Not that he was anywhere near the craziest in the Family. That went to Nubbins and Chop Top, maybe Sissy some days, but he's grown to appreciate their quirks. Crazy was his normal, and he liked it like that.

He let Brat grab his arms to hold her tighter, doing so with a quick squeeze while she settled back against his chest before feeling that little peck of a kiss under his slightly stubbed chin. It reminded him he needed to shave, but that was for later as he sighed deeply while relaxing further on her, letting his bulk squish her a bit more.

"Mmm... this is comfy, good thing I ain' got nothin' else ta do taday. Maybe I'll jus' use ya as a stuffed animal an' take a nap~"

WHOA THERE!

Hey now! At LEAST buy me dinner first!! Y'can' jus' be shovin' fingers in places before winin' an' dinin' a man, c'mon now!

"Hey!! Pfft!! Well...of course I'd taste good like that!...though I don't know what a meataroni is, I'm just sayin, you don't think my fatty bits would taste chewy or greasy?...OH! hey! How do you think my boobs would taste? You'd get a lot of meat from those!~"

*She grabs her boobs through her shirt and bounces them a bit to him*

"I got some knockers on me, so you're sure to love those parts...even if you don't eat em...~"

*She suggests while rising her eyebrows to him*

- Brat

"Mmm.. meataroni, a delicious combination of ground meat, macaroni noodles, an' spaghetti sauce all cooked inta one delicious meal.. Though as fer chewy or greasy? Eh, chewy has its place but greasy.. Damn, I love a good greasy cheesy pizza or burgers with fries." Johnny hums happily.

The man may eat garbage food but he could more than make up for it in hard labor and a good chase. Though his attention immediately turns down, watching those breasts bounce as he pursed his lips in thought.

"Hmm, ain' much good eats there, but yer right on that account. Can' deny a- as ya say- 'nice set'a knockers'. Heh heh, sadly ain' so good cold. I much prefer'em warm, like yerself currently. As annoyin' as ya was before, you've grown on me. Climb on me, kept me entertained on this mundane sort'a day. Suppose, like my insane Family, ya fit right in." He says while lazily settling his chin on Brat's head, thick arm loosening around her for if/when she wanted to escape his hold.

He just had to give her that silent, pearly white, golden boy grin, didn't he? Good lord.

"Oh, I'd just lay ya down and pet'cha and rub that big, strong belly all day long~ play with your hair and tell you what a good boy you are!" She couldn't resist suddenly nipping him— cuteness, handsomeness aggression or something like that. Duh!

"Feed you graaapes... Use my shirt to fan youuuu..." She just goes on and on.

Johnny chuckled lowly with amusement, still soaking it all in. "Ain' a dog no more, not that I'll say no ta any'a what'chur offerin' though~" He purred deeply, enjoying the more aggressive affection. "Mmm... temptin' but I might go all soft if I get coddled too much. Got a reputation ta keep an' all that, y'know, as the 'Badman'."

With a purr, she just pulls him even closer— crushing their bodies together, intense and squeezing. Her legs locking around him as he grinds his hips up against hers in a wagging rhythm.

Just when she's about to coo and tease at him, she's cut off by the sharp gasp he makes her take when his teeth sink a deep and delicious bite into her like that. Arching when he dares to squeeze her ass like that. Making her push the meat of the juncture of her shoulder deeper into his bite. The deep crimson slowly bubbling up like it wants to be tasted and sipped down.

At first, she's not all too pleased with it, growling, flicking his bicep til the muscle gives a little spasm beneath it... But then? Oh, what the fuck is wrong with her— she wants more.

Trailing her fingertips up his back, all ginger and teasing, like tracing barely there shapes— she digs her nails in, deep and hard before absolutely raking them back down his back. Slow and rough.

"How many more you gonna leave...?" Hands trailing down and off his waist towards his arms, as if guiding just by sensation and suggestion— "got plenty more places worth biting and sucking from...~" obviously.

Her flicks to his arm are easy to ignore or not feel at all. Not with Johnny too enthralled with the rich blood he can taste around his teeth, his tongue flicking out to lap up the slow ooze of thick liquid. A little throaty groan threatens to go further than his chest but swiftly changes into a surprised grunt to sharp nails racking across his skin. Albeit his shirt was buffering some of the damage, he could definitely feel the stinging lines left in their wake. All that delectable pain going directly to the constricted bulge being crushed both in his jeans and between their hot and heavy bodies.

Finally letting go, he licked his red lips while listening to her taunt him further. Tease and tempt him with tasty little suggestions while he watch a few of those teeth mark pocked holes in her shoulder sluggishly offer up a few tantalizing droplets of blood. His booze addled mind stuck on watching but at the same time...

"Mmm... plenty indeed. Tits, thighs, ass, belly... so much free space ta sink my not-so pearly whites inta. Leave my mark... hell, why should I have all the fun? Ain' like ya haven't already clawed me up." He laughed, rolling his shoulders to feel those thin lines burn against the cloth on his back. Though he had to release her wonderful ass to plant his hands on both sides of her on the counter, mostly to keep balance as he swayed slightly. Not as invincible to the drink as he'd like her to think, but it didn't help he was also not fully thinking with the head on his shoulders.

"Ha! You!? All skin and bones? About...13 years ago?...your teen self's jaw would fall off seeing the you now."

*She lightly shoves him before rolling her eyes*

"Well...if you must know...I wouldn't want anyone else to kill, cook and eat me...just you! Also, if I were a stew, I feel like it would be greasy...you think I would be tasty though?~"

*She asks while sitting into his lap and laying against his chest, looking up at him*

- Brat

"Hard ta believe after lookin' at all'a this, right?" Johnny grinned cheekily, "Wasn' 'til all the back breakin' labor an' Family work that I got so big an' strong. Not like Hands but still pretty good."

Johnny liked the squeeze to his arm, flexing the thick muscle underneath before laughing at their little shove to him. Subject changed as he listened to their grip about being cooked and eaten, leaving him to hum softly.

"Cooked right I think anyone would be tasty~" he licked his lips just to be extra, "Also mighty kind'a ya ta only let me indulge in yer succulent meat. Meager as it is, you'd make fer a few good meals~"