#findmylemon

SuburbanGypsy: now open for business.

You have a good time refinishing the vanity in your bedroom last week? - Yeah. The one you bought from a secondhand furniture store. Paid in cash. Exact change. - What do you mean, Am I following you? - Cigarette butts outside your window? Ma'am, do I look like a smoker to you? - Oh, I do, do I? - Then how about this; could I have kept pace with you for this entire four mile run you enjoy every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday before grabbing your iced latte with soy milk and chai and a double shot of espresso in the cafe below your office where you work as a receptionist for some big shot lawyer whom you'd like to sleep with but don't think enough of yourself to try, could I have kept pace if I was a smoker? - Well, okay then. Those are some pretty harsh words. But it's not like I've never heard restraining order come out of a female's mouth before. See you next Tuesday, even if you wont see me.