Apr 30, 2013
It pains me to have left a good number of you in the dark for about half a month. Missing two weeks on a formidable blogging website is the equivalent to waking up blunted 'n disoriented years after being reduced to a coma-specific vegetable. The future is horrible, by the way. My nurse wasn't even hot.
My tag is calling for me. I've neglected too many and countless buildings are on fire. Y'all are gonna have to sit the fuck down and wait another minute, though I presume the experience is mandated by now.
