Debate Notes
Trump keeps saying that 2.2 million people were âsupposedâ to die, as if our 200k figure is some miraculous lowball, that nothing more could be done to stop the virus; we have 4% of the worldâs population, but 20% of deaths. Thereâs no excuse for this.
Trump says the vaccine is done and ready, but also says that a ton of companies are working on it. Itâs either ready or itâs not, it canât be both.
âOther countries, in particular Europe.â Now, the stereotype is that many Americans are so stupid that they think Africa is a country, but Europe? Europe?!?
Trump keeps saying that H1N1 would have been so much worse if it was so much worse. âHe did such a bad job handling it. Sure fewer people died, but if more people had died then he would have done a worse job.â Am I taking crazy pills?
âI want to slink away to some bunker and go away for a year and a half.â So do we, Donny. So do we.
What is your message to worried parents about opening schools? âThey need to stop being wussies and let us open up; people are committing suicide and abusing drugs and alcohol because everythingâs closedâ FUCK YOU, DONNY
âThe restaurants are dying! You canât do that to people!â Oh, so he cares about businesses dying, but not people. People die all the time, dime a dozen, who cares?
âNew York, my beautiful city...â They hate you. Donny. They hate you so much you changed your voter registration to Florida so you didnât have to be associated with them. And we hate you too; urns out a state full of minorities, women, and old people on social security donât like racist misogynists who cut social security.
Trump keeps saying he could âblow openâ Bidenâs financial records and destroy his campaign, âbut I donât want to do that.â I could ruin you, but Iâm not going to. I have so much dirt on you, but Iâm not gonna use it. My dad works at Nintendo, he got me the new 4DS, but Iâm not allowed to show you guys.
Trump has chosen the ever classic âno, youâ defense. I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
He brags about how under his administration thereâs no war with North Korea. Huge milestone, considering the US hasnât been at war with North Korea since 1953. The North and South are still technically at war, thereâs no peace treaty, just a prolonged armistice, a ceasefire; the âdemilitarized zoneâ is the most militarized zone on the entire planet!
As soon as Biden called his hypothetical healthcare plan âBidencare,â Trump started writing something down. You KNOW heâs going to pitch something called âTrumpcareâ during his lame duck period. All he wants is something with his name on it, heâs pissed off that he hasnât gotten an elementary school or a road or a naval ship yet.
âBidenâs been there for 47 years, and he didnât do anything on healthcare.â He hasnât been president for 47 years. Donny has been president for 3 years, and he has done jack shit.
Trump is really looking us in the eye and saying âBiden will end social securityâ while he himself is currently ENDING SOCIAL SECURITY. He is stabbing us in the chest and saying âarenât you mad that that guy over there is stabbing you?â
âWe have 550 kids who donât know where their parents are.â âGood.â Somebody needs to blow his fucking head off already. Gloves are off, this man needs to die. Somebody has to be willing to die to take this man out; killing a president is an immediate death sentence, you donât get to plead insanity, you canât get life imprisonment instead, you donât even get to stay on death row for years and years. If you kill the president, they kill you quick; they either kill you extra-judicially like Booth and Oswald, or they rush you through the legal channels like Guiteau and Czolgosz. Surely somebody, anybody, is willing to take one for the team, give their lives to end his. Itâs like the end of that Twilight Zone episode Itâs a Good Life, âquick, somebody, while heâs focused on me, grab a bottle or a lamp or something and bash him across the skull with it! Somebody end this!â
Wind is apparently dirtier than natural gas. And batteries donât exist, so when the wind stops the power stops.
People are getting sick because youâve cut chemical plant regulations; how do you respond? âThey get so much money, they pay so little on gas, I saved them! Theyâre welcome! A little cancer, a little black lung never hurt anybody.â
FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR
FUCK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND CONSERVATISM IN GENERAL
FUCK HALF THE COUNTRY THAT VOTES FOR THEM
If a handful of midwestern assholes arenât fed up with Trumpâs horseshit yet and fuck the entire country over with another 4 years of this, then theyâll have no one but themselves to blame. Who would have thought that the unholy lovechild of Andrew Jackson, James Buchanan, Herbert Hoover, and Richard Nixon would be a shitty president who destroys the whole country?















