#final debate

Trump keeps saying that 2.2 million people were “supposed” to die, as if our 200k figure is some miraculous lowball, that nothing more could be done to stop the virus; we have 4% of the world’s population, but 20% of deaths.  There’s no excuse for this.

Trump says the vaccine is done and ready, but also says that a ton of companies are working on it.  It’s either ready or it’s not, it can’t be both.

“Other countries, in particular Europe.”  Now, the stereotype is that many Americans are so stupid that they think Africa is a country, but Europe?  Europe?!?

Trump keeps saying that H1N1 would have been so much worse if it was so much worse.  “He did such a bad job handling it.  Sure fewer people died, but if more people had died then he would have done a worse job.”  Am I taking crazy pills?

“I want to slink away to some bunker and go away for a year and a half.”  So do we, Donny.  So do we.

What is your message to worried parents about opening schools?  “They need to stop being wussies and let us open up; people are committing suicide and abusing drugs and alcohol because everything’s closed”  FUCK YOU, DONNY

“The restaurants are dying!  You can’t do that to people!”  Oh, so he cares about businesses dying, but not people.  People die all the time, dime a dozen, who cares?

“New York, my beautiful city...”  They hate you. Donny.  They hate you so much you changed your voter registration to Florida so you didn’t have to be associated with them.  And we hate you too; urns out a state full of minorities, women, and old people on social security don’t like racist misogynists who cut social security.

Trump keeps saying he could “blow open” Biden’s financial records and destroy his campaign, “but I don’t want to do that.”  I could ruin you, but I’m not going to.  I have so much dirt on you, but I’m not gonna use it.  My dad works at Nintendo, he got me the new 4DS, but I’m not allowed to show you guys.

Trump has chosen the ever classic “no, you” defense.  I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

He brags about how under his administration there’s no war with North Korea.  Huge milestone, considering the US hasn’t been at war with North Korea since 1953.  The North and South are still technically at war, there’s no peace treaty, just a prolonged armistice, a ceasefire; the “demilitarized zone” is the most militarized zone on the entire planet!

As soon as Biden called his hypothetical healthcare plan “Bidencare,” Trump started writing something down.  You KNOW he’s going to pitch something called “Trumpcare” during his lame duck period.  All he wants is something with his name on it, he’s pissed off that he hasn’t gotten an elementary school or a road or a naval ship yet.

“Biden’s been there for 47 years, and he didn’t do anything on healthcare.”  He hasn’t been president for 47 years.  Donny has been president for 3 years, and he has done jack shit.

Trump is really looking us in the eye and saying “Biden will end social security” while he himself is currently ENDING SOCIAL SECURITY.  He is stabbing us in the chest and saying “aren’t you mad that that guy over there is stabbing you?”

“We have 550 kids who don’t know where their parents are.”  “Good.”  Somebody needs to blow his fucking head off already.  Gloves are off, this man needs to die.  Somebody has to be willing to die to take this man out; killing a president is an immediate death sentence, you don’t get to plead insanity, you can’t get life imprisonment instead, you don’t even get to stay on death row for years and years.  If you kill the president, they kill you quick; they either kill you extra-judicially like Booth and Oswald, or they rush you through the legal channels like Guiteau and Czolgosz.  Surely somebody, anybody, is willing to take one for the team, give their lives to end his.  It’s like the end of that Twilight Zone episode It’s a Good Life, “quick, somebody, while he’s focused on me, grab a bottle or a lamp or something and bash him across the skull with it!  Somebody end this!”

Wind is apparently dirtier than natural gas.  And batteries don’t exist, so when the wind stops the power stops.

People are getting sick because you’ve cut chemical plant regulations; how do you respond?  “They get so much money, they pay so little on gas, I saved them!  They’re welcome!  A little cancer, a little black lung never hurt anybody.”

FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR

FUCK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND CONSERVATISM IN GENERAL

FUCK HALF THE COUNTRY THAT VOTES FOR THEM