Petition to take away the mic from Matt Birds hands or give him a mic when he's drunk.
He overuses the word 'bromance' every weekend.
'Tom and Fabio have adopted Tony Arbolino and Filip Salač in Moto2 and Moto3. They might take applications from the rookies (Red Bull Rookies Cup) and the Junior championship' or something like that.
'The guys that come from Asian Talent Cup are close together. They go cycling and doing dirty track (it was that?). They might sleep together.















