[video description: punz is switching games, so the screen is black except for his keyboard and hand cam in the top left corner. there is also a display in the top left listing his number of subs (more than 12 thousand), number of daily subs (300+), and newest sub. end video description.]

transcript:

[punz picks up the call from bad, stopping the music that was playing in the background.]

BAD: Get muffined, muffinhead!!!!!

PUNZ: No! That wasn’t the time to muffin! I was on a PB! I was on pace!

BAD: And now you’re not! And you got muffiiiined!

PUNZ: Yeah, I know I got muffined.

BAD: I will destroy the opposition!

PUNZ: (laughs) Okay- [BAD, crosstalk: No practice for you!] You’re- you’re sitting there, you’re sitting in the water, you can’t even trident correctly, okay? I don’t wanna hear it-

BAD: I’m- hey, come and teach me the best run for that.

PUNZ: Oh, do you- are you sure about that?

BAD: Teach- yeah, teach me all the shortcuts.

PUNZ: Well like, the thing is- I just left the server, cause Boomer-

BAD: I thought we were friends, teach me the shortcuts-

PUNZ: -Boomer, I just told Boomer I would play with him, and now I can’t- I was just in a call with him.

BAD, faux-sad: Oh. I mean, okay. You can play with Boomer, it’s fine.

PUNZ, crosstalk: And n- And now he’s saying “what the f-word.”

BAD: No, it’s fine.

PUNZ: Bad, you have Harvey on your team, he can show you.

BAD, dramatically and tearfully: No, it’s okay.

PUNZ: And why would I- Why would I tell you guys the strats? You’re like, the best team if you know what you’re doing.

BAD, sadly: ‘Cause we’re friends. I thought- I thought that- (squeaky) You know what, it’s cool, don’t worry about it! Don’t worry about it!

[they begin to talk over each other a lot]

PUNZ: Okay, have a good time, have a good time. [BAD, crosstalk, very high-pitched: No, it’s okay!] You can message me whenever, you know. [BAD, crosstalk again, weepy: You don’t need to-] And also F you for messing me up, that was rude of you. [BAD: (crying noises)] You got in my way. Your little fat dumpy. Alright, bye.

BAD, back to normal: GET MUFF-

[he is cut off as punz ends the call. punz laughs.]