#fiego

Pairing: Five/Diego

Rating: Explicit

Categories: M/M, AU - Canon Divergent

Warnings: Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Pain Kink, Sadomasochism, Domming from the Bottom, Topping from the Bottom, Knife Play, Blood Play, Cutting of the Sexy Variety, Light D/s, Under Negotiated Kink, Vaguely Historical Setting, In Media Res

Summary: When another time jump goes wrong, Five and Diego land in the countryside of a post-WWI winter. They take shelter in an old farmhouse and try to find a way back and a way to survive the dropping temperatures.

As for Diego, he's always looked at Five in a way he shouldn't, always wanted what wasn't his to have. Being trapped this way makes it harder and harder for him to resist his desire. Then one night he makes what he thinks might just be the biggest mistake of his life. Except it turns out that maybe it was actually the best decision he's ever made.

Ao3 for full image Diego/Lila/Five ⚠️NSFW⚠️

Harcest Chubtober Week 2025

Please join us in the inaugural event of Harcest Chubtober Week. There are far too few works within the fandom dealing with wg kink and I’m intending to change that. I’m giving access to prompts for people to start planning now, so they’re ready to post when the event week starts.

What: a week’s long challenge to partake in involving works of wg fiction. Open for both writers and artists!

When: October 20th - October 26th

Where: post here on Tumblr. You may also use AO3 as well if you have one and prefer the formatting there. Just be sure to share a post here with a link to work.

Rules: There are 7 days worth of prompt to choose from, including alternates. Please feel free to pick and choose or even incorporate multiple prompts within each work. The event is set for a week long but you don’t have to participate in each day. The goal is to hopefully add 7 new works per participant but if there are only a few (or one even) days that interest you then fill what you can.

Fics must be at least 150 words in length. There is no upper limit required so if inspiration strikes write to your heart’s content. Artwork can include manips or moodboards as well so long as the prompt is incorporated.

As the name implies, the works should be Hargreeves specific with a harcest element. Can be established pairing or pre-relationship, you can even be more platonic in nature if you prefer so long as the siblings are the focus.

Please make sure to tag every work with #HarcestChubtoberWeek2025 so we can easily find all works.

**If you want to post anonymously you can. My asks are open you can leave submissions. If you have an AO3 account you may post work as anonymous on there and you can leave a link as submission and I will make a post containing it for your entry.**

Canon Divergence | 2x5 | Alternate Ending

Chapter 3/5

It was Diego and Five who got stuck in the subway. Things get worse before they get better.

ft. a montage, bumblebees, blood, and finding something radiant in the chaos

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"I'm gonna jump," Five yelled down at him, "I need you to catch me."

Happy holidays, @translawlight!

Title: Judgment Day: Deicide

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 27,708

Pairings & Characters: Five Hargreeves/Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves/Ben Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves/Luther Hargreeves/Viktor Hargreeves, Grace Hargreeves

Summary: In an alternate universe, nobody had to die, everyone would be considered a sibling that was not held back, the family would not be separated, the Umbrellas would still be lauded as heroes, and most importantly, they still fuck each other up.

It’s peaceful for the first three years. Quiet, without a hint of danger in any direction. 

This post includes Spoilers for the MCU and Umbrella Academy! Read at your own risk. This is very long, sorry.

Wilkercest. (Malcolm/Reese, Malcolm in the Middle)

I really enjoy the dynamics between the unlike siblings and I just like the teasing and pranking. Also Reese is kinda "innocent" despite being older. He has no experience with anyone because of his childish behavior.

Thorki (Thor/Loki, MCU)

They perfectly embody the two sides of a coin trope and the sunshine/darkness dynamic. Also Himbo/Nerd, Golden Retreiver/Black Cat. So many to love with so many feelings. The sun will shine on us again. I shipped Lokius for a while as the show came out but went back to Thorki after the hype stopped. I shipped Thor with Star Lord too for a while.

I am hopeful to see Thor and Loki interact again. Now that the multiverse is open. Hope is the last thing to die.

Moonsytem (Marc/Steven (Moonknight) Is this Incest? Please educate me. Or direct me to information about that.

Next is a fandom with complicated family dynamics, even more so than Thorki: Umbrella Academy aka The Hargreeves. They are 7 children out of forty-three, all born in the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989 to mothers with no previous signs of pregnancy. They were all brought here by Sir Reginal Hargreeves and live together at the Academy. They all have different superpowers and were trained to be superheroes until the public lost interest.

My ships is Fiego (Diego/Five)

This is where Himbo/Nerd comes in. Five is also old, but has a very young body. He's supposed to be in a 12-year-old body (the show doesn't really care about the age of the actor, but he's actually a minor for part of the show, he's 20 now), and his actual age in the show is well over 60. Diego is maybe 29-36. Can't really pinpoint because of a lot of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff. The show is fun (last season was terrible), but there is not much explanation. Watch the show to get the full context.

Well, Five is a bastard to everyone, but he has a big soft spot for all his siblings and is very protective. He is a trained assassin, leader of the Commission (Time Protection Service) and 100% deadly. He accidentally left the family when he was 12, he can blip through time and has spent about 60 years trying to get back to them and save them from several apocalypses. He actually saw them die and was stuck in an apocalypse as a lone survivor. He had a relationship with a mannequin. He is often classified by fans as asexual and/or aromantic. He is tired and an old guy who desperately wants to rest for five minutes.

Diego is well Diego. He is hot as hell and a hero type. His superpower is the power to manipulate thrown objects such as knives while in flight. He likes to be as epic as Batman but he is "Batman for poor people" like his sibling call him. He is the only one that continued doing "hero work" as the kids got older. He worked with Eudora Patch, a police officer and that was his first (?) girlfriend. She was killed.

In a timeline Diego tried to save JFK but was locked into a mental asylum and meet his future wife Lila Pitts. Lila is later revealed to have superpowers as well, meaning she is technically also a sibling. A lot more story but this is getting long enough.

Back to my ship. Five found all of his siblings dead, he only touched Diego, turning him around to check for signs of life and cried over his body. He also expressed his dislike for Diego's relationship with Lila and gave Lila a shovel talk. Subtle scenes, but nothing more in canon.

Unfortunately, in Season 4, the 20-year-old actor (Five) kissed the 35-year-old actress (Lila). So Lila cheated on Diego with Five. Sexual contact was implied. I am very disappointed with this choice in the show, not because of my ship. I am just a character fan (I have been burned by actors/actresses before) so the real life age difference was gross to me. I do not care if ships become canon or not. I do not need a kiss or even a smut scene for any of my ships. Fanon before Canon is my motto.

Next is Horrance (Klaus/Ben)

Klaus is a freak, a medium, a seance leader, a drug addict, a sex cult leader, a war veteran and can see and experience ghosts. In the military he was in a relationship with a another soldier called Dave. He can't die naturally and Dave sadly died in his arms. I liked the ship but after a few scenes Dave wasn't shown again.

Klaus is the only one who can interact with Ben (he's a ghost). His nickname for him is Bennie Boy. Ben is the level-headed, quiet counterpart. But he also has a "freaky" side. Huge uncontrollable tentacles (they are called The Horror) come out of his body and, not surprisingly, are not lethal to Klaus and even "know" him, whatever that means. It is unclear if the Horror can interact with Ben similar to Venom Symbiote or not.

It is revealed that Ben is in love with a girl named Jennifer (Bennifer lol) but if they interact the whole multiverse would be "cleansed". So his adoptive dad shot him and Jennifer that is why he is dead at the beginning of the show.

We meet another version of Ben. He is part of the Sparrows. Another academy in another timeline and a big idiot and a grumpy cat. But I love him too. At a party at the end of the world where Luther from the Brellies married Sloane from the Sparrows (but that is hetero so of course that is way different and not at all problematic/s) , Klaus and Sparrow Ben disappear and are found hungover and half-naked the next day. Ben has "Asshole" written in Sharpie on his back. They seem to be close, or at least Klaus is forcing Sparrow Ben to accept his affections. Ben tries to push Klaus away, but ends up grouchily accepting the touchy behavior. They definitally "did" something.