you're laughing. The umbrella academy's final season destroyed every character's personal growth and semi-healed traumas, left huge plot-holes, completely abandoned some of it's most beloved side characters that were crucial in previous seasons and you're laugh-oh. You're crying. My bad. Go ahead. Let it out. Understandable.
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Itâs always been annoying to me that basically every season they separate klaus from the group for a large amount of time to do pointless side quests but this season it just felt extra pointless. Like yâall have 6 episodes to do this in and instead of making klaus idk talk to his siblings and maybe prove that heâs changed and that he can stay sober even with his powers and lean on them and Claire for support, instead we have him being forced into prostitution for really no reason. And I understand why some people enjoyed it because it was in the comics and thatâs valid. But I personally just felt like it added nothing to the show overall. And once again proved they have no idea what to do with klaus and how to make his character grow or change in a believable way. They always resort back to âhaha heâs on drugs isnât that hilariousâ. Also they seemed to forget that during season one it was heavily implied that Diego and klaus were the only people still in each others lives at the beginning of the show and it just seems like that was forgotten. All of a sudden itâs now Allison who has always been there for him and him and Diego can barely stand next to each other much less actually speak.
holidays are never normal with these two đđđ
finally finished that one halloween kliego comic strip i've started years and years ago, and decided not to wait another 5 months to post it during the actual halloween season
never finished [and pretty sure i won't, ever] the additional 4 frames with ben, so you can look at the sketch of it at least
anyways, have some kliego/hargreeves fun on this day đ
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Summary: Wherein Diegoâs metabolism canât keep up with Klaus moving in or Benâs newfound love of baking
Warning: it is k!nkfic, this is very tame but it does deal with wg and feeder elements. So mindful if thatâs not your jam.
Diego gives another hop, tugging in vain at the flaps of his jeans, trying to get the button fastened. Itâs truly a losing battle, thereâs a solid inch and a half of space between the fabric where his belly has taken to burgeoning outwards as of late.
He decides to bring out the big guns in as a last ditch effort to get the stupid button done. Flopping back on his mattress he opts to try sucking it in, but if anything the new position only serves to highly the new layer of plushness heâs managed to acquire.
âJesus,â he gasps, finally managing to get the button fastened lower on his hips. He feels like heâs being cut in half, like if he breaths too deeply the dang button will give way. Heâs not stupid, he had been aware of the weight creeping to his form these past few months, but this was the first time it really hit home that he had gained a sizable amount.
Itâs his own doing, but oh it would be so easy to blame it on the two terrors waiting downstairs for date night.
Because Diegoâs been wearing the same size since his last growth spurt when he took up boxing more seriously resulting in a new lean frame. Between the training and the new diet heâs adopted, bodyâs a temple and all that jazz, he has been able to maintain a trim waist.
Not that it mattered now. Because it had only taken three and a half months of officially living with Klaus and Ben for him to be bursting out of his favorite jeans.
He hadnât quite realized how big of a change them moving in would cause, but between Benâs newfound interesting in baking and Klausâ penchant for snacking on all things unhealthy, it was clear that his metabolism couldnât keep up with the available treats.
Heâs too busy caught in his mind wondering just how he got to this point that he completely misses the tell-tale sign of Klaus bounding up the stairs until itâs too late.
âDeedee, whatâs taking you so longâŚâ Klaus trails off, pausing in the doorway when he catches sight of Diego still sprawled in bed. âBabe, whatâs this,â he motions vaguely in Diegoâs direction.
Arm tossed across his eyes, Diego groans. âIf you must knowâŚmy favorite jeans are way too tight, and itâs all your fault.â
Before Klaus can get a word in thereâs a second set of footsteps coming up the stairs as Ben crowds against Klaus in the doorway.
âWhatâs taking soâŚoh..!â Benâs mouth snaps shut as his eyes catch sight on Diegoâs form, worn Henley pulled snug against the burgeoning curve of his abdomen where itâs currently displaying a prominent muffin top.
âMoi,â Klaus squawks indignantly. âHow is it my fault your jeans donât fit?â
Grumbling as he moves to sit up, the movement only succeeding in forcing his belly to mound up against his thighs highlighting the way the jeans are cutting into his waist.
âThis wasnât an issue until you two moved in. Iâm halfway convinced you donât know what a vegetable is with the way you only seem to exist on junk and takeout, not to mention Benâs Paul Hollywood phase, itâs no wonder I canât fit in my pantsâŚâ
âWho said itâs an issue,â Ben asks, eyes still glued to Diegoâs belly.
Diego turns his focus on Ben, taking in the faint flush of pink, and the heated stare. Itâs overwhelming, having that much focus, makes him feel exposed.
âHonesty Bennyâs right, the only issue I see is how youâre oblivious to how hot and bothered youâve got us right now.â
Diego feels his cheeks heat up as heâs practically eye fucked. He really wasnât expecting such a reaction, heâd gone from feeling humiliated at his inability to button his pants to a rush of desire at being ogled. The whiplash alone was intense.
âNew plan,â Ben manages to side step Klaus as he enters the room, closing the distance between him and Diego. âForget going out. I say we order in Chinese food and heat up the last batch of brownies I made, so you can let Klaus and I feed you out of those jeans for good.â
Klaus smirks, delightedly clapping in agreement. âThat, is a fan-fucking-tastic idea, best date night I can think of,â he nods.
Diego feels a curl of pleasure in their gut as they find themselves nodding in agreement. In for a penny in for a pound, and heâd wager heâs already in several pounds, so whatâs a few more?
âOkay but I want it from Bamboo, they have better eggrolls.â