#fiddlerontheroofedit

Dear God, did you have to send me news like that, today of all days? I know, I know we are The Chosen People, but once in awhile, can't you choose someone else?

Fiddler on the Roof (1971)

You may ask, how did this tradition get started? I'll tell you. I don't know. 

But of all God’s miracles, large and small. The most miraculous one of all is the one I thought could never be. God has given you to me.

As the Good Book says, "When a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick." Where does the Book say that?

Girls should learn, too. Girls are people. A Radical!

I'm a very good teacher. I heard once that the rabbi who must praise himself has a congregation of one.

Mazal tov!